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alt.0d			Yet another attempt to collect stupid people up front.
alt.1d			One-dimensional imaging, & the thinking behind it.
alt.2d			People using this group have no depth.
alt.3d			Use alt.3d.misc instead.
alt.3d.misc		Three-dimensional imaging.
alt.3d.sirds		Especially for Single Image Random Dot Stereograms.
alt.3d.studio		For 3D Studio users.
alt.aac			The Armageddon Ark Clan.
alt.aapg.announce	The American Association of Petroleum Geologists.
alt.aapg.general	The American Association of Petroleum Geologists.
alt.aber		No description.
alt.abortion.inequity	Paternal obligations of failing to abort unwanted child.
alt.abuse.offender.recovery	Helping abuse-offenders to recover & heal.
alt.abuse.recovery	Helping victims of abuse to recover.
alt.abuse.transcendence	Non-standard ways to deal with all forms of abuse.
alt.acme.exploding.newsgroup	Beep beep.
alt.acting		I'm just not myself today.
alt.activism		Activities for activists.
alt.activism.children	Open discussion of political issues about children.
alt.activism.d		A place to discuss issues in alt.activism.
alt.activism.death-penalty	For people opposed to capital punishment.
alt.activism.youth-rights	Youth rights/anti-age restriction activists.
alt.actor.dustin-hoffman	Renegade fans start another unneeded hierarchy.
alt.adjective.noun.verb.verb.verb	The prototypical alt group.
alt.adoption		For those involved with or contemplating adoption.
alt.adoption.adoptive.parenting	Special issues with parenting adopted children.
alt.adoption.agency	Licensed non-profit adoption agency information.
alt.adoption.issues	Debate over controversies and attacks on adoption.
alt.aeffle.und.pferdle	German TV cartoon characters das Aeffle und das Pferdle.
alt.agriculture.fruit	Fruit production.
alt.agriculture.misc	Use sci.agriculture instead.
alt.airline.schedules	Current schedules of various airlines.
alt.alcohol		Don't drink and drive on the Info...no, I can't say it.
alt.aldus.freehand	The other hand is busy.
alt.aldus.misc		Aldus products not covered in another alt.aldus group.
alt.aldus.pagemaker	Don't use expensive user support, come here instead.
alt.algebra.help	Cheating on Homework 101.
alt.alien.research	Extraterrestial body snatching for fun and profit.
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk	Something about simoN.
alt.alien.visitors	Space Aliens on Earth!  Abduction!  Gov't Coverup!
alt.alien.wanderers	Wanderers living amongst us, maybe even you are one.
alt.allsysop		Use comp.bbs.misc instead.
alt.alt			ASCII stereograms.
alt.alt.alt.alt.alt	When the ants go marching five by five.
alt.alt.test		Use alt.test instead.
alt.alumni.bronx-science	Those crazy kids from Bronx-Sci.
alt.amateur-comp	Discussion and input for Amateur Computerist Newsletter.
alt.amazon-women.admirers	Worshiping women you have to look up to.
alt.america		Created by a British cluebag; probably now has USA talk.
alt.america.online	Use alt.online-service.america-online instead.
alt.american.automobile.breakdown.breakdown.breakdown	Born in the USA.
alt.amiga.demos		Use alt.sys.amiga.demos instead.
alt.amiga.slip		Use comp.sys.amiga.networking instead.
alt.anagrams		Playing with words.
alt.anarchism		Anarchists of the world, unite!
alt.angels		Angels, near death experiences, miracles, you. (Moderated)
alt.anger		Seething rage.
alt.angst		Anxiety in the modern world.
alt.angst.xibo.sex	Tightening the screws of your existence.
alt.animals		Use rec.pets.* or alt.animals.* instead.
alt.animals.badgers	Wombat love.
alt.animals.bears	Who's gonna win the Super Bowl?  Da Bears!
alt.animals.dolphins	Flipper, Darwin, and all their friends.
alt.animals.felines	Cats of all types.
alt.animals.foxes	For those wild and crazy guys.
alt.animals.horses.icelandic	Icelandic horses.
alt.animals.lampreys	Large suctorial mouths are cool.
alt.animals.raccoons	Discussion of raccoons and raccoon-related topics.
alt.animation.spumco	The Danes call it Quality.
alt.animation.warner-bros	Discussions about Warner Brothers cartoons.
alt.anonymous		alt!  Who goes there?
alt.anonymous.messages	An anonymous message pool newgroup, whatever that is.
alt.answers		As if anyone on alt has the answers. (Moderated)
alt.antichristnet	Will Spencer does not assume responsibility.
alt.antiques.delaware.joe	Specializing in Americana from the Joe period.
alt.anybody		You talking to me?
alt.anything		Use misc.misc instead.
alt.aol-sucks		Why some people hate AOL and/or its users.
alt.aol.overbilling	Complaining about charges from America Online.
alt.aol.rejects		Another forum for gripes about America Online.
alt.apocalypse		Now.
alt.appalachian		Appalachian region awareness, events, and culture.
alt.aquaria		The aquarium & related as a hobby.
alt.aquaria.killies	Killifish, members of family cyprinodontidae.
alt.archaeology		Use sci.archaeology instead.
alt.archery		Robin Hood had the right idea.
alt.archimedes.bugs	Few people know he invented giant mechanical bugs.
alt.architecture	Building design/construction and related topics.
alt.architecture.alternative	Non-traditional building designs.
alt.architecture.int-design	Interior design of man-made spaces.
alt.aromatherapy	The effects of scents.
alt.art.bodypainting	Discussions about temporary body painting.
alt.art.colleges	Colleges that teach art.
alt.art.marketplace	Art and art supplies wanted and forsale.
alt.art.scene		Making a spectacle of yourself in the art world.
alt.art.video		Artistic expression with using video as a medium.
alt.art.virtual-beret	Art isn't really wearing a chapeau.
alt.artcom		Artistic Community, arts & communication.
alt.arts.ballet		All aspects of ballet & modern dance as performing art.
alt.arts.bujinkan	Martial Arts - Bujinkan Budo Taijitsu (Ninjutsu).
alt.arts.nomad		Shifting, searching, belonging, place, identity, power?
alt.arts.origami	Origami discussion (no binaries).
alt.arts.storytelling	Discussion of storytelling in all its forms.
alt.ascii-art		Pictures composed of ASCII characters.
alt.ascii-art.animation	Movies composed of ASCII characters.
alt.asian-movies	Movies from Hong Kong, Taiwan and the Chinese mainland.
alt.astrology		Twinkle, twinkle, little planet.
alt.astrology.asian	The stars as they appear over the Orient.
alt.astrology.marketplace	Astrology business; for-sale, want-to-buy ads.
alt.atari-jaguar.discussion	As opposed to simply alt.atari.jaguar.
alt.atari.2600vcs	The Atari 2600 video console system.
alt.atheism		Godless heathens.
alt.atheism.moderated	Focused Godless heathens. (Moderated)
alt.atheism.satire	Funny Godless heathens.
alt.athiesm		Illiterate Godless heathens.
alt.aus.bonehead.dawn-mcgatney.bloody.convict.bitch	Petty grudge group.
alt.aus.bonehead.jimo-ngygook.bulletstopper.poofter	Petty grudge group.
alt.aus.bonehead.joey-thoi	Petty grudge group.
alt.authorware		About Authorware, produced by Authorware.  So subtle.
alt.auto.mercedes	Discussing Mercedes-Benz cars.
alt.auto.parts.wanted	alt.american.automobile.breakdown.breakdown.breakdown.
alt.autographs.transactions	Autographs wanted and for sale.
alt.autos		Use rec.autos.* or alt.autos.* groups instead.
alt.autos.antique	Use rec.autos.antique instead.
alt.autos.camaro.firebird	A couple of American sports cars.
alt.autos.classic-trucks	American light trucks of note.
alt.autos.dodge.trucks	Surgeon General's Warning: Dodge Trucks or Die.
alt.autos.ferrari	Enrico's marque.
alt.autos.grand-national	Bad to the Bone!  GN, TR and Turbo TA.
alt.autos.grand.national	Use alt.autos.grand-national instead.
alt.autos.karting	Racing go-karts.
alt.autos.macho-trucks	For macho truck enthusiasts.  Big block or bust.
alt.autos.peugeot.sucks	Maybe it needs a bigger airbox.
alt.autos.rod-n-custom	Use rec.autos.rod-n-custom instead.
alt.autos.sport.nhra	Topics relating to the NHRA or drag racing in general.
alt.autos.sport.rally	Use rec.autos.sport.rally instead.
alt.babylon5.uk		Use uk.media.tv.sf.babylon5 instead.
alt.bacchus		Disciples of the god of wine.
alt.backrubs		Lower...to the right...aaaah!
alt.bad.clams		Festering food or financial forgeries.
alt.baldspot		He's not only the founder, he's a customer; our guy Sy.
alt.banjo		Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah.
alt.banjo.clawhammer	Technique and tricks from the masters of banjo.
alt.barefoot		Campaigning against "No shirt, no shoes, no service."
alt.barney.dinosaur.die.die.die	"There's enough hatred of Barney for everyone!"
alt.barter		Down with monetary systems!
alt.base-jumping.sheep.bounce.bounce.bounce	Hey, who packed this chute?!
alt.basement.graveyard	Another side of the do-it-yourself movement.
alt.bbc.the_net		BBC TV's "The Net" series.
alt.bbs			Computer BBS systems & software.
alt.bbs.ads		Ads for various computer BBS's.
alt.bbs.allsysop	SysOp concerns of ALL networks and technologies.
alt.bbs.allsysup	SysOps with a phobia of the letter O.
alt.bbs.citadel		The Citadel BBS.
alt.bbs.doors		Bulletin board system add-on executables, or "doors".
alt.bbs.doors.binaries	Use alt.binaries.bbs.doors instead.
alt.bbs.doors.lord	No description.
alt.bbs.doors.lord.binaries	Use alt.binaries.bbs.doors instead.
alt.bbs.excalibur	Discussion of Excalibur BBS Software for Windows.
alt.bbs.first-class	The First Class Mac GUI BBS.
alt.bbs.gigo-gateway	Garbage in, garbage out --- alt.* in a nutshell.
alt.bbs.iniquity	Discussions about iNiQUiTY BBS Software.
alt.bbs.internet	BBSs that are hooked up to the Internet.
alt.bbs.jds		For discussion of JDS Plug-Ins for Excalibur BBS.
alt.bbs.lists		Postings of regional BBS listings.
alt.bbs.lists.d		Discussion and requests of regional BBS listings.
alt.bbs.majorbbs	The MajorBBS by Galacticomm, Inc.
alt.bbs.metal		The METAL Telecommunications Enviornment.
alt.bbs.omnibbs		OMNI BBS, a popular client/server bulletin board system.
alt.bbs.pcboard		Technical support for the PCBoard BBS.
alt.bbs.pcbuucp		The commerical PCBoard gateway, PCB-UUCP.
alt.bbs.powerboard	The Powerboard BBS package.
alt.bbs.proboard	Discussion of Proboard BBS software.
alt.bbs.public-address	Public Address BBS Software for the Macintosh.
alt.bbs.ra		RemoteAccess discussion.
alt.bbs.renegade	The James Dean of BBSes.
alt.bbs.rip		Rumors of the death of BBSes have been exaggerated.
alt.bbs.searchlight	Searchlight BBS system discussions.
alt.bbs.tribbs		Didn't Kirk have some trouble with tribbs?
alt.bbs.unixbbs		UnixBBS, from Nervous XTC.
alt.bbs.uupcb		PCB? I used to do that in the Sixties, man.
alt.bbs.waffle		Use comp.bbs.waffle instead.
alt.bbs.watergate	The WaterGate mail processor.
alt.bbs.wildcat		WILDCAT! BBS from Mustang Software, Inc.
alt.bbs.wildcat.wccode	No description.
alt.bbs.wwiv		The WWIV bulletin board system.
alt.beadworld		We must appease the Bead Gods.
alt.beer		Good for what ales ya.
alt.beer.like-molson-eh	A beer that Canadians can be like, uh, proud of, eh?
alt.beograd		City and people of Beograd.
alt.best.of.internet	It was a time of sorrow, it was a time of joy.
alt.bible		General discussion about the Holy Bible.
alt.bible.prophecy	Discussion of the Bible and its prophecies.
alt.bible.rapture.mod	The end times described in Revelations. (Moderated)
alt.bigfoot		Dr. Scholl's gone native.
alt.bigfoot.research	Serious discussion by Bigfoot researchers. (Moderated)
alt.binaires.pictures.erotica.teen	Use alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.teen.
alt.binaries.activism.militia	Plans for your own paramilitary force.
alt.binaries.atari	Binaries relevant to Atari computers.
alt.binaries.autographs	Scanned signatures.
alt.binaries.bbs	Binaries for bulletin board systems.
alt.binaries.bbs.doors	Postings of binary encoded BBS door programs.
alt.binaries.bbs.pcboard	Binaries for PCBoard systems.
alt.binaries.bbs.renegade	Binaries for Renegade BBS systems.
alt.binaries.calc-ti	Binaries relvant to Texas Instruments calculators.
alt.binaries.clip-art	Distribution of DOS, Mac and Unix clipart.
alt.binaries.comp.atari8bit	Programs for Atari's 6502-based orphans.
alt.binaries.cracks	Like alt.binaries.warez.*, only different.
alt.binaries.cracks.encrypted	Like alt.binaries.warez.*, only different.
alt.binaries.demo-scene.ibm-pc	DemoScene-related binaries for the IBM PC.
alt.binaries.descent	The Decline and Fall of the alt.binaries Empire.
alt.binaries.doom	Binaries for or of the DOOM PC game.
alt.binaries.drwho	For the posting of binary files related to Doctor Who.
alt.binaries.emulators.cbm	Binaries for CBM emulators users.
alt.binaries.emulators.gameboy	Emulators of the GameBoy.
alt.binaries.emulators.nintendo	Nintendo and Super Nintendo emulators.
alt.binaries.erotica	Use alt.binaries.{sounds,pictures}.erotica groups.
alt.binaries.erotica.fetish	People getting off on objectification.
alt.binaries.erotica.fetish.wet-and-messy	Like a storm drain.
alt.binaries.erotica.fettish	Use alt.binaries.erotica.fetish instead.
alt.binaries.erotica.sex.in.the.morning	It's always morning somewhere.
alt.binaries.fashion.magazines	Binaries related to fashion magazines.
alt.binaries.fetish.scat	Pictures of poop.
alt.binaries.fitness.centerfolds	Pictures of fitness & swimsuit models.
alt.binaries.fonts	Give your word processor some style!
alt.binaries.freemasonry	Binaries relating to alt.freemasonry.
alt.binaries.games	Terrabytes of copyright violations.
alt.binaries.games.civ2	A place to post Civilization 2 add ons.
alt.binaries.games.discussion	Discussing binaries from alt.binaries.games.
alt.binaries.games.quake	Levels and utilities for the game Quake.
alt.binaries.gothic	Mournful and dark binaries.
alt.binaries.great.ass.paulina	Butt prints.
alt.binaries.heretic	Post lots of ASCII messages here to be a heretic.
alt.binaries.howard-stern	Images & sounds of the "King of all Media".
alt.binaries.lingerie	Use alt.binaries.pictures.lingerie instead.
alt.binaries.mac.games	Games for the Macintosh.
alt.binaries.misc	Random large files without a more appropriate group.
alt.binaries.missing-adults	Distributing pictures of missing adults.
alt.binaries.missing-kids	Distributing pictures of missing children.
alt.binaries.models.scale	Pictures of scale models.
alt.binaries.multimedia	Sound, text and graphics data rolled in one.
alt.binaries.multimedia.d	Discussion of digitized animation files.
alt.binaries.multimedia.erotica	Moving pictures of a prurient nature.
alt.binaries.multimedia.rap	Computerized rap videos.
alt.binaries.multimedia.utilities	Multimedia Stuff.
alt.binaries.natnl-secrets	Shhhhh!
alt.binaries.nude.celebrities	Willard Scott nekkid & other natural wonders.
alt.binaries.nude.celebrities.female	Nude pictures of famous women.
alt.binaries.nude.celebrities.male	Nude pictures of famous men.
alt.binaries.phonecards	Images of collectile phonecards.
alt.binaries.photography.glamour	Glamour Pictures.
alt.binaries.pictures	Use alt.binaries.pictures.misc instead.
alt.binaries.pictures.12hr	Pictures of clocks.
alt.binaries.pictures.animals	Pictures of all types of animals.
alt.binaries.pictures.anime	Images from Japanese animation.
alt.binaries.pictures.art.bodyart	Use alt.binaries.bodyart instead.
alt.binaries.pictures.arts.bodyart	Use alt.binaries.bodyart instead.
alt.binaries.pictures.ascii	Pictures composed of ASCII characters.
alt.binaries.pictures.asparagus	Little does Kell know of Kevin's late nights.
alt.binaries.pictures.astro	Very black pictures.
alt.binaries.pictures.bigbutts	No mistaking that there's a derrier back there.
alt.binaries.pictures.bisexuals	Bisexual situations shown.
alt.binaries.pictures.black.erotic.females	Use a.b.p.erotica.black.females.
alt.binaries.pictures.bodyart	Graphics of body stylings.
alt.binaries.pictures.boys	GIFs, JPEGs, et cetera of boys.
alt.binaries.pictures.boys.barefoot	This little piggy went to alt.binaries.
alt.binaries.pictures.cartoons	Images from animated cartoons.
alt.binaries.pictures.celebrities	Unrated pictures of famous people.
alt.binaries.pictures.cemetaries	Views to your future.
alt.binaries.pictures.child.erotica.female	Hunt for pedophiles here.
alt.binaries.pictures.child.erotica.male	Hunt for pedophiles here.
alt.binaries.pictures.children	Pictures of children.
alt.binaries.pictures.chimera	Real photographs of the beasts.
alt.binaries.pictures.cocks	The chickens go nuts for this group.
alt.binaries.pictures.cops	Pictures of police officers.
alt.binaries.pictures.d	Discussions about picture postings.
alt.binaries.pictures.dorks	Self-portraits.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotic.anime	Use alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.anime.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotic.centerfolds	Images of centerfold models.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica	Gigabytes of copyright violations.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.amateur	Amateur subjects/photographers.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.amateur.d	Amateur subjects/photographers.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.amateur.female	Amateur subjects/photographers.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.amateur.male	Amateur subjects/photographers.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.ani	Sex with black cuckoos.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.animals	Beastly lust.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.anime	Anime erotica - "Ecchi"/"Hentai"/"H".
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.art.pin-up	Non-photographic realistic art.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.asian-indian	Indian erotica.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.autos	Forget the girl, let me at the Ferrari.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.balls	Strikes are less pleasing.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.bears	Very hairy men.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.bestiality	Pictures of sex with animals.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.bestiality.hamster.duct-tape	Urban legends.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.big-folks	Nude pictures of substance.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.biker-chicks	On rhythmically pumping V-twins.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.black	Sexual images of black people.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.black.females	Sexy ebony women.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.black.male	Tall, dark & handsome black men.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.blondes	Copyright violations featuring blondes.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.bob.houston	Big on Bob.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.bondage	Bondage and S&M-related erotic images.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.breasts	Pictures of mammalian protruberances.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.breasts.small	More than a handful is too much.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.butts	Erotic butts come into view.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.cartoons	Copyright violations featuring toons.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.cheerleaders	Gimme a B..R..E..A..K.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.child.female	Magnet for pedophile activity.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.child.male	Magnet for pedophile activity.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.children	Almost certainly illegal traffic.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.d	Discussing erotic copyright violations.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.d.moderated	Spam free erotica talk. (Moderated)
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.disney	I don't want to imagine.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.facials	Ejaculate on faces.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.female	Copyright violations featuring females.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.female.anal	Women's poop chutes.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.female.toys	Women using sex toys.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.fetish	Fetishistic, exotic, erotic images.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.fetish.barbie	Big on Barbie.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.fetish.diapers	Pictures of adult babies.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.fetish.feet	Erotic visual foot action.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.fetish.hair	Erotic pictures of hair.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.fetish.latex	People wearing Latex.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.fetish.leather	People wearing leather.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.furry	Erotic furry images.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.gaymen	Explicit pictures of gay men.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.groupsex	Many entangled bodies.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.gymnast-girls	Leotard lovers.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.high-heels	Pictures of women's high-heels.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.hornyrob	The Horny Rob collections.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.indian-asian	Erotic images of Indians.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.interracial	Blending colours.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.istar.diapers	Lawyers in love.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.koo.sisters	No description.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.kwakiutl	No description.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.latina	Latina women.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.lesbians	Images of women who love women.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.lolita	Just for Joey.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.male	Copyright violations featuring males.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.male.anal	Men's poop chutes.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.male.chubby	Something to hold on to.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.mardi-gras	Memorable Carnival moments.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.midgets	No need to get on your knees.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.moderated	Erotic pictures without the spam. (Moderated)
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.nativeamerican	American Indian sex pictures.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.nose	The nose as an object of lust.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.oral	Images of oral sex.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.orientals	Copyright violations featuring Asians.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.panties	Panties, underwear, knickers.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.plushies	No description.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.pornstar	Copyright violations of porn stars.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.pornstars	Use alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.pornstar.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.pre-teen	Almost certainly illegal traffic.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.pregnant	Pregnant women in sexual situations.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.puffies	What's a puffy?
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.rape	Images of forced sex.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.redheads	Erotic images of redheads.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.scanmaster	The art of David J. Gardner.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.schoolgirls	Think they mean college?
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.spanking	Spanking pictures and images.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.spatch	No description.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.tasteless	Newt in the nude.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.teen	Teens, should be above age of consent.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.teen.d	Teens, should be above age of consent.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.teen.female	Teens, above age of consent.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.teen.female.masturbation	Guess.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.teen.female.orgasm	Teen women orgasming.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.teen.fuck	Teens, above age of consent, having sex.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.teen.male	Teens, above age of consent.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.terry.agar	No description.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.thigh-highs	The sexiness of stockings.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.transvestites	Men dressed as women.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.uncut	Non-circumcised males.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.uniform	Men and women looking _almost_ official.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.urine	New dimensions in water photography.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.voyeurism	Views for the viewers.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.young	The eroticism of youth.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.zig.and.zag	No description.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotics.breasts	Use alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.breasts instead.
alt.binaries.pictures.fine-art.d	Discussion of the fine-art binaries. (Moderated)
alt.binaries.pictures.fine-art.digitized	Art from conventional media. (Moderated)
alt.binaries.pictures.fine-art.graphics	Art created on computers. (Moderated)
alt.binaries.pictures.fine-art.misc	Discussing alt.b.p.fine-art.*.
alt.binaries.pictures.fine-art.photos	Photographic art.
alt.binaries.pictures.fractals	Cheaper just to send the program parameters.
alt.binaries.pictures.furniture	Images of furniture.
alt.binaries.pictures.furry	Originaly funny animal art.
alt.binaries.pictures.gardens	Displaying plants and gardens.
alt.binaries.pictures.girlfriend	Pictures of girlfriends.
alt.binaries.pictures.girlfriends	Commercially controverisal group.
alt.binaries.pictures.girls	GIFs, JPEGs, et cetera of boys.
alt.binaries.pictures.groupsex	Menage a trois and orgies.
alt.binaries.pictures.horny.nurses	Wet in white.
alt.binaries.pictures.leek	Vegetable vamping.
alt.binaries.pictures.lesbians	Images of women who love women.
alt.binaries.pictures.lingerie	As if Victoria's Secret isn't frequent enough.
alt.binaries.pictures.lolita.fucking	Lolita having sex, one supposes.
alt.binaries.pictures.lolita.misc	No description.
alt.binaries.pictures.misc	Have we saturated the network yet?
alt.binaries.pictures.nicki-lewis	Images of Net citizen Nicki Lewis.
alt.binaries.pictures.nude	Lots of views of flesh.
alt.binaries.pictures.nude.celebrities	Images of normally clothed famous folk.
alt.binaries.pictures.nudism	Images featuring nudists.
alt.binaries.pictures.nylons	Hot hosiery.
alt.binaries.pictures.origami	Images showing folded paper procedures/products.
alt.binaries.pictures.pantyhose	Hot hosiery with a built in panty.
alt.binaries.pictures.personal	People publishing photos of themselves.
alt.binaries.pictures.rail	Forum for ferroequinologist photos.
alt.binaries.pictures.sex	Use alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.* instead.
alt.binaries.pictures.sports	Binary sports images.
alt.binaries.pictures.supermodels	Yet more copyright violations.
alt.binaries.pictures.supermodels.cindy-crawford	Take acting lessons.
alt.binaries.pictures.supermodels.kate-moss	The new Twiggy.
alt.binaries.pictures.tasteless	Eccchh, that last one was *sick*.
alt.binaries.pictures.teen-idols	Pictures of the hunks of tomorrow.
alt.binaries.pictures.teen-starlets	Pictures of teenage women stars.
alt.binaries.pictures.tools	Lathes and miters and squares, oh my!
alt.binaries.pictures.utilities	Posting of pictures-related utilities.
alt.binaries.pictures.vehicles	Images of vehicles.
alt.binaries.pictures.victoria.secret	Use alt.binaries.pictures.lingerie.
alt.binaries.pictures.voyeurism	Duplicates all of alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.
alt.binaries.picutes.nude.celebrities	Use alt.binaries.pictures.nude.celebrities.
alt.binaries.rock-n-roll	Sights and sounds related to rock-n-roll.
alt.binaries.satellite-tv	Programs and data related to encrypted TV.
alt.binaries.scanmaster	Pictures from the Scanmaster collection.
alt.binaries.scientology	Sounds and pictures pertaining to Scientology.
alt.binaries.simulators.autos	Programs that simular car driving.
alt.binaries.slack	Sounds and pictures of J.R. "Bob" Dobbs.
alt.binaries.sounds.cartoons	Sounds from copyrighted animated shows.
alt.binaries.sounds.d	Sounding off.
alt.binaries.sounds.erotica	Uhh Uhh Uhh Uhhhhhhhhhhhh.  Ooh.
alt.binaries.sounds.midi	MIDI binaries.
alt.binaries.sounds.misc	Digitized audio adventures.
alt.binaries.sounds.mods	MODs and related sound formats.
alt.binaries.sounds.mods.d	Discussions of alt.binaries.sounds.mods.
alt.binaries.sounds.movies	Sounds from copyrighted movies.
alt.binaries.sounds.music	Music samples in MOD/669 format.
alt.binaries.sounds.samples.music	Musical instrument samples and stuff.
alt.binaries.sounds.tv	Sounds from copyrighted television shows.
alt.binaries.sounds.utilities	Sound utilities.
alt.binaries.startrek	Various binaries related to Star Trek.
alt.binaries.starwars	Images and sounds from the Star Wars movies.
alt.binaries.test	For the testing of binary posting.
alt.binaries.warcraft	Pictures, levels & configurations for Orcs and Humans.
alt.binaries.warez	Why pay when you can steal?
alt.binaries.warez.amiga	D00DZ in favour of pirating Amiga software.
alt.binaries.warez.ibm-pc	D00DZ in favour of pirating PC software.
alt.binaries.warez.ibm-pc.d	Discussing alt.binaries.warez.ibm-pc.
alt.binaries.warez.ibm-pc.dos	D00DZ in favour of pirating DOS programs.
alt.binaries.warez.ibm-pc.encrypted	Some sort of decoy for the D00DZ.
alt.binaries.warez.ibm-pc.games	D00DZ in favour of pirating PC games.
alt.binaries.warez.ibm-pc.old	D00DZ in favour of pirating antique PC software.
alt.binaries.warez.mac	D00DZ in favour of pirating Mac software.
alt.binaries.warez.mac.req	Requests for pirated Mac software.
alt.binaries.warez.snes	D00DZ in favour of pirating Super Nintendo software.
alt.binaries.x-files	Scenes from FOX's X Files show.
alt.binaries.zines	Images and sounds from mini magazines.
alt.bio.hackers		Individualist uses of biotechnology.
alt.bio.minority	Minority scientists and students in biomedical research.
alt.birthright		Birthright Party propaganda.
alt.bitch.ewokie	No description.
alt.bitch.pork		Flames in a particular vein.
alt.bitterness		No matter what it's for, you know how it'll turn out.
alt.blasphemy		Irreverence on the net?  Who would have thought.
alt.bogus.group		In alt?  Who do you think you are to say so?
alt.bonehead.james-koput	Yet another grudge group.
alt.bonehead.john-grubor	DrG, net.sage.
alt.bonehead.kevin-mitnick	You may not like him but he is still the best.
alt.bonehead.steve-crisp	Steven J. Crisp, the court jester of NCSU.
alt.bonsai		Little trees and battle screams.
alt.books		Use rec.arts.books.* or alt.books.* instead.
alt.books.anne-rice	The Vampire Thermostat.
alt.books.arthur-clarke	The writings of SF writer Arthur C Clarke.
alt.books.beatgeneration	Beat authors, Burroughs, Kerouac, etc.
alt.books.brian-lumley	Books by Brian Lumley.
alt.books.bukowski	Discussion on the works and life of Charles Bukowski.
alt.books.chesterton	No description. (Moderated)
alt.books.clive-barker	Discussion of the writings of Clive Barker.
alt.books.crichton	Michael Crichton's writings: Jurassic Park, etc.
alt.books.cs-lewis	Narnia and other C.S. Lewis tales.
alt.books.dean-koontz	Discussion of the writings of Dean R. Koontz.
alt.books.deryni	Katherine Kurtz's books, especially the Deryni series.
alt.books.george-orwell	Writings by George Orwell.
alt.books.h-g-wells	The life and works of H G Wells.
alt.books.iain-banks	No description.
alt.books.isaac-asimov	Fans of the late SF/science author Isaac Asimov.
alt.books.john-grisham	John Grisham's novels.
alt.books.julian-may	Group for the discussion of the works of Julian May.
alt.books.kurt-vonnegut	Discussion of Kurt Vonnegut's works.
alt.books.larry-niven	Discussion of the works of SF writer Larry Niven.
alt.books.lars-eighner	About fiction and nonfiction works of LE.
alt.books.m-lackey	Author Mercedes Lackey and her books.
alt.books.moorcock	Discussions about the writings of Michael Moorcock.
alt.books.mysteries	Mystery and suspense on usenet.
alt.books.nancy-drew	Discussion of the Nancy Drew/Hardy Boys series.
alt.books.orson-s-card	Discussion of sf author Orson Scott Card.
alt.books.peter-straub	Discussions of Peter Straub's books.
alt.books.phil-k-dick	Discussion about the works of Phillip K. Dick.
alt.books.poppy-z-brite	No description.
alt.books.pratchett	Discussions of Terry Pratchett's books and characters.
alt.books.purefiction	Discussion of bestselling novels and how to write them.
alt.books.raymond-feist	Fantasy author Raymond Feist and the Midkemia series.
alt.books.reviews	"If you want to know how it turns out, read it!".
alt.books.robert-rankin	For the discussion of the books of Robert Rankin.
alt.books.roger-zelazny	Discussion of the works of the late author.
alt.books.sf.melanie-rawn	The author of the Dragon-xxx series.
alt.books.stephen-king	The works of horror writer Stephen King.
alt.books.technical	Discussion of technical books.
alt.books.terry-brooks	Discussion of Terry Brooks Works.
alt.books.toffler	The ideas of Alvin and Heidi.
alt.books.tom-clancy	The group for discusson of Mr. Techno-Thriller.
alt.boomerang		The angular throwing club, not the Eddie Murphy flick.
alt.bored		What people do when they are bored.
alt.bork		People just love the sound of that word.
alt.braces		No description.
alt.brain		Use sci.cognitive instead.
alt.brother-jed		The born-again minister touring US campuses.
alt.buddha.short.fat.guy	Religion. And not religion. Both. Neither.
alt.building.announcements	Building industry announcements.
alt.building.architecture	Building industry architecture.
alt.building.construction	Building industry construction.
alt.building.engineering	Keeping buildings from falling down.
alt.building.environment	Building industry environment.
alt.building.finance	Building industry finance.
alt.building.jobs	Building industry jobs.
alt.building.landscape	Building industry landscape.
alt.building.manufacturing	Building industry manufacturing.
alt.building.realestate	Real estate and the building industry.
alt.building.survey-mapping	Building industry surveying & mapping.
alt.business		Use alt.business.misc instead.
alt.business.accountability	Corporate accountability.
alt.business.franchise	Topics dealing with franchising/franchise management.
alt.business.home.pc	For displaying PC home business plans and services.
alt.business.hospitality	Hotel, resort, tour and restaurant businesses.
alt.business.import-export	Business aspects of international trade.
alt.business.import-export.computer	International trade in computers.
alt.business.import-export.food	International trade in food.
alt.business.import-export.only	Import-export trade forum. (Moderated)
alt.business.import-export.raw-material	International trade in raw materials.
alt.business.import-export.services	International trade in services.
alt.business.insurance	All about the insurance industry.
alt.business.internal-audit	Discussion of internal auditing.
alt.business.misc	All aspects of commerce.
alt.business.multi-level	Multi-level (network) marketing businesses.
alt.business.multi-level.exceltel	Some multi-level marketing scheme.
alt.business.multi-level.scam	Fleecing people for fun and profit.
alt.business.multi-level.scam.scam.scam	Fleecing people for fun and profit.
alt.business.offshore	About taxhaven/offshore/datahaven corporations & trusts.
alt.business.seminars	Business seminars.
alt.butt.harp		The ultimate hum job.
alt.butts		Cigarettes, guns, logs, casks, you name it.
alt.c64			Use comp.sys.cbm instead.
alt.cable-tv.re-regulate	Debating regulation of cable television.
alt.cad			Computer Aided Design.
alt.cad.autocad		CAD as practiced by customers of Autodesk.
alt.cad.cadkey		Cadkey, Datacad, and other Cadkey, Inc. products.
alt.california		The state and the state of mind.
alt.callahans		Callahan's bar for puns and fellowship.
alt.canadian.beaver	More from "Things that make you go, 'eh?'".
alt.captain.sarcastic	For the captain's minions.
alt.cardgame.magic	Use rec.games.trading-cards.magic.misc instead.
alt.cardgame.spellfire	TSR's SpellFire game.
alt.cars.ford-probe	"PROBE ME" --- actual Viriginia woman's license plate.
alt.cartoon.reboot	Don't like the current animation?  Ctl-alt-del.
alt.cascade		Art or litter, you decide.
alt.catastrophism	Look out below!
alt.caving		Spelunk.
alt.cd-rom		Discussions of optical storage media.
alt.cd-rom.reviews	Reviews of various published things available on CD-ROM.
alt.celebrities		Famous people and their sycophants.
alt.cellular		Cellular telephone technology.
alt.cellular.gsm	About GSM mobile phones.
alt.censorship		Discussion about restricting speech/press.
alt.cereal		Breakfast cereals and their (m)ilk.
alt.cesium		College Educated Students in Universal Mainland.
alt.chaos		Chaos, concepts, physics, theory, and mathematics.
alt.charlie.rules.rules.rules	I always thought Charlie Brown was a loser.
alt.cheese		This is cheezy.
alt.chess.ics		The Internet Chess Server @valkyries.andrew.cmu.edu.
alt.child-support	Raising children in a split family.
alt.childcare		Non-parental child care.  See also misc.kids.*.
alt.chinchilla		The nature of chinchilla farming in America today.
alt.chinese.computing	Discussion group for Chinese computing.
alt.chinese.fengshui	The aesthete of location, Chinese-style.
alt.chinese.story	Telling stories in the Chinese language.
alt.chinese.text	Postings in Chinese; Chinese language software.
alt.chinese.text.big5	Posting in Chinese[BIG 5].
alt.chinese.text.hz	Posting in Chinese[HZ].
alt.chips.salt-n-vinegar	People fond of salt and vinegar potato chips.
alt.christnet		Gathering place for Christian ministers and users.
alt.christnet.bible	Bible discussion and research.
alt.christnet.christianlife	How to live what Christians believe.
alt.christnet.ethics	Ethics in the Chrisitian value system.
alt.christnet.evangelical	Some aspect of evangelism.
alt.christnet.hypocrisy	"Vengeance is mine!" sayeth jfurr.
alt.christnet.nudism	Stripping in the name of the Lord.
alt.christnet.philosophy	Philosophical implications of Christianity.
alt.christnet.prayer	Prayer in the lives of Christians.
alt.christnet.second-coming.real-soon-now	It could happen.
alt.christnet.sex	Some of them still do that, you know.
alt.christnet.theology	The distinctives of God of Christian theology.
alt.circumcision	Excuse me, you dropped something.
alt.circus.arts		Group for sharing and discussing circus arts.
alt.citadel.alumni	The Citadel (S.C.) Alumni.
alt.clearing.technology	Traumatic Incident Reduction and Clearing.
alt.clerks		The Counter Culture.
alt.clothes.designer	The discussion of designer clothes.
alt.clothes.designer.versace	Clothing styles by Versace.
alt.clothing.lingerie	The special secrets under wraps.
alt.clothing.sneakers	Sports, casual, collection, or just one pair.
alt.club.merlino	The "La Grotta di Merlino" club.
alt.clueless		I have no idea how to describe this group.
alt.co-evolution	The Whole Earth Review and associated lifestyles.
alt.co-ops		Discussion about co-operatives.
alt.cobol		Relationship between programming and stone axes.
alt.coffee		Another group worshipping caffeine.
alt.collecting.8-track-tapes	Fans of the endless loop cartridge.
alt.collecting.autographs	WOW! You got Pete Rose's? What about Kibo's?
alt.collecting.barbie	Use rec.collecting.dolls instead. (Moderated)
alt.collecting.pens-pencils	Pen & pencil collecting.
alt.collecting.sports-figures	Discussion of sports-related figures.
alt.collecting.teddy-bears	Collecting stuffed toy bears.
alt.college.college-bowl	Discussions of the College Bowl competition.
alt.college.food	Dining halls, cafeterias, mystery meat, and more.
alt.college.fraternities	College and university fraternities.
alt.college.fraternities.dlta-sigma-phi	Delta Sigma Phi.
alt.college.fraternities.sigma-pi	Sigma Pi: A fellowship of kindred minds.
alt.college.sororities	College and university sororities.
alt.college.tunnels	Tunnelling beneath the campuses.
alt.college.us		Is that "us" as in "U. S.", or do you just mean y'all?
alt.comedy.air-farce	Royal Canadian Air Farce.
alt.comedy.british	Discussion of British comedy in a variety of media.
alt.comedy.british.blackadder	The Black Adder programme.
alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre	Firesign Theatre in all its flaming glory.
alt.comedy.improvisation	Group improvisational comedies.
alt.comedy.laurel-hardy	The Laurel and Hardy comedy team.
alt.comedy.marx-bros	Why a duck?
alt.comedy.slapstick.3-stooges	Hey, Mo!
alt.comedy.standup	Discussion of stand-up comedy and comedians.
alt.comedy.vaudeville	Vaudeville and its descendants.
alt.comics.2000ad	Discussing British comic 2000AD and related issues.
alt.comics.alan-moore	Quis custodiet ipsos custodes.
alt.comics.alternative	You could try a book without pictures, for example.
alt.comics.batman	Marketing mania.
alt.comics.classic	For the discussion of golden and silver age comic books.
alt.comics.dilbert	Scott Adams's intrepid engineer.
alt.comics.elfquest	W & R Pini's ElfQuest series.
alt.comics.fan-fiction	Original works using existing comic characters.
alt.comics.image	What would a comic be without an image?
alt.comics.lnh		Interactive net.madness in the superhero genre.
alt.comics.peanuts	For the discussion of the Peanuts comic strip.
alt.comics.superman	No one knows it is also alt.clark.kent.
alt.community.intentional	Some spinoff from alt.co-ops.
alt.community.local-money	LETS and other local money systems.
alt.comp.acad-freedom.news	Academic freedom issues related to computers. (Moderated)
alt.comp.acad-freedom.talk	Academic freedom issues related to computers.
alt.comp.blind-users	Computer technology for the visually impaired.
alt.comp.compression	Use comp.compression instead.
alt.comp.databases.xbase.clipper	Use comp.lang.clipper instead.
alt.comp.freeware	Free software that was intended to be free.
alt.comp.hardware.homebuilt	Designing devious devices in the den.
alt.comp.hardware.homedesigned	Computer hardware designed at home.
alt.comp.hardware.pc-homebuilt	Building your PC from motherboards and cards.
alt.comp.lang.borland-delphi	Use comp.lang.pascal.misc instead.
alt.comp.periphs.mainboard.asus	ASUS motherboards.
alt.comp.periphs.mainboard.elitegroup	Elitegroup motherboards.
alt.comp.periphs.mainboard.supermicro	Supermicro motherboards.
alt.comp.periphs.mainboard.tyan	Tyan motherboards.
alt.comp.pheriphs.mainboard.supermicro	Use alt.comp.periphs.mainboard.supermicro.
alt.comp.shareware	"Try Before You Buy" software marketing.
alt.comp.shareware.authors	People who write "Try Before You Buy".
alt.comp.shareware.for-kids	"Try Before You Buy" for children.
alt.comp.shareware.programmer	People who write "Try Before You Buy".
alt.comp.sys.palmtops.hp	Hewlett Packard palmtop machines.
alt.comp.sys.palmtops.pilot	Discussion of USR/Palm PILOT series.
alt.comp.tandem-users	Users of Tandem computers.
alt.comp.virus		An unmoderated forum for discussing viruses.
alt.comp.virus.source.code	The source code to various virii.
alt.computer.consultants	The business of consulting about computers.
alt.computer.consultants.ads	Soliciting for computer consultants.
alt.computer.consultants.moderated	Posts about computer consulting. (Moderated)
alt.computer.drivers.wanted	I hate to drive it, it gets such lousy mileage.
alt.computer.workshop.live	Interactive TV.
alt.config		Alternative subnet discussions and connectivity.
alt.consciousness	Use sci.psychology.consciousness instead.
alt.consciousness.4th-way	The Fourth Way, Gurdjieff, Ouspensky.
alt.consciousness.jancox	Jan Cox's view of consciousness.
alt.consciousness.mysticism	The quest for ultimate reality.
alt.consciousness.near-death-exp	Discussion of near-death experiences.
alt.consciousness.slyman	G.I. Gurdjieff's 4th Way presentation. (Moderated)
alt.conspiracy		Be paranoid -- they're out to get you.
alt.conspiracy.antichrist	Will Spencer does not assume responsibility.
alt.conspiracy.area51	The US Government has a secret they're not telling you.
alt.conspiracy.jfk	The Kennedy assassination.
alt.conspiracy.jfk.moderated	JFK assassination conspiracy discussion. (Moderated)
alt.conspiracy.netcom	Evil Empire / Gribbit.
alt.construction	The construction industry. See also alt.pave.the.earth.
alt.consumers.experiences	Use misc.consumers instead.
alt.consumers.free-stuff	Free offers and how to take advantage of them.
alt.consumers.sweepstakes	You may have already won!
alt.control.test.test.test	It worked.worked.worked, idjit.
alt.cookies.yum.yum.yum	Use rec.food.baking instead.
alt.cooking-chat	Use rec.food.cooking instead.
alt.corel.graphics	The PClone package Corel Draw & related products.
alt.corn.sucks-polenta.rules-do.the.butt.dance-man	No description.
alt.corporate.accountability	Use alt.business.accountability instead.
alt.cosuard		Sysops against rate discrimination.
alt.coupons		/koo pahns/, not /kew pahns/.  Try it.
alt.cows.are.nice	Except when you put on the nipple clamps.
alt.cows.moo.moo.moo	Like cows would cluck or something.
alt.crackers		Snack food in little bits or big bytes.
alt.cracks		Heavy toolbelt wearers of the world, unite.
alt.crafts.plastic-canvas	Using plastic and canvas in artful creations.
alt.crafts.professional	Professional craftsmen.
alt.creative-cook	Use rec.food.cooking instead.
alt.crime		Crime in general, not just the crimes in alt.*.
alt.cuddle		What cows do with their food; should be alt.cows.cuddle.
alt.cult-movies		Movies with a cult following.
alt.cult-movies.alien	The Alien series of films.
alt.cult-movies.evil-deads	The Evil Dead movie series.
alt.cult-movies.rocky-horror	Virgin!  Virgin!  Virgin!  Virgin!
alt.cult.nudism		Crackpots in the nudist movement.
alt.culture.alaska	Is this where the ice weasels come from?
alt.culture.argentina	Use soc.culture.argentina instead.
alt.culture.austrian	Use soc.culture.austria instead.
alt.culture.beaches	Surf's up!
alt.culture.bullfight	To understand and appreciate the bullfight.
alt.culture.cajun	Cajun culture, history, genealogy, events.
alt.culture.egyptian	Use soc.culture.egyptian instead.
alt.culture.gard-trask	The Legend of Gardner Trask III.
alt.culture.hawaii	Ua Mau Ke Ea O Ka 'Aina I Ka Pono.
alt.culture.indonesia	Use soc.culture.indonesia instead.
alt.culture.internet	The culture(s) of the Internet.
alt.culture.jesse-garon	'Jesse Garon', The GoldenBoy of USENET.
alt.culture.jollyroger	Conservative pirates of the Western Soul.
alt.culture.karnataka	Culture and language of the Indian state of Karnataka.
alt.culture.kerala	Use soc.culture.indian.kerala instead.
alt.culture.knights	The lives of the knighthood.
alt.culture.kuwait	Use soc.culture.kuwait instead.
alt.culture.military-brats	We learned to walk in Army bootees.
alt.culture.net-viking	Norsemen on the net.
alt.culture.ny-upstate	New York State, above Westchester.
alt.culture.ny.upstate	Use alt.culture.ny-upstate instead.
alt.culture.openair-market	Discussing open air markets around the world.
alt.culture.oregon	Discussion about the state of Oregon.
alt.culture.saudi	The life and times of the people of Saudi Arabia.
alt.culture.somalia	Use soc.culture.somalia instead.
alt.culture.tamil	Use soc.culture.tamil instead.
alt.culture.us.1960s	Discussion of 1960s culture in the US and abroad.
alt.culture.us.1970s	At least pick a _good_ decade to be stuck in the past.
alt.culture.us.1980s	The Me Decade.
alt.culture.us.asian-indian	Asian Indians in the US and Canada.
alt.culture.us.southwest	Basking in the sun of the US's lower left.
alt.culture.usenet	A self-referential oxymoron.
alt.culture.virtual.oceania	Oceania project discussion and news. (Moderated)
alt.culture.www		World Wide Web culture.
alt.current-events.blizzard-of-93	The terrible blizzard of 1793.
alt.current-events.bosnia	The strife of Bosnia-Herzegovina.
alt.current-events.clinton.whitewater	The Clinton Whitewater Scandle.
alt.current-events.haiti	News about Haiti.
alt.current-events.net-abuse	Use news.admin.net-abuse.misc instead.
alt.current-events.russia	Current happenings in Russia.
alt.current-events.ukraine	Current and fast paced Ukrainian events.
alt.current-events.usa	What's new in the United States.
alt.cyberangels		The Guardian Angels try to rescue the net from itself.
alt.cybercafes		Cyber/Computer/Internet Cafes or Coffeeshops.
alt.cyberpunk		High-tech low-life.
alt.cyberpunk.chatsubo	Literary virtual reality in a cyberpunk hangout.
alt.cyberpunk.movement	A little laxative might help.
alt.cyberpunk.tech	Cyberspace and Cyberpunk technology.
alt.cyberspace		Cyberspace and how it should work.
alt.cyberspace.rebels	Tough individualists on the net.
alt.cynicism		Bitter on the outside, idealistic on the inside!
alt.dads-rights		Rights of fathers. (Moderated)
alt.dads-rights.unmoderated	Unhindered discussion of the rights of fathers.
alt.david		Where have you gone, Michaelangelo?
alt.dcom.slip-emulators	Pseudo-SLIP/PPP with shell accounts. TIA, SLAP, etc.
alt.dcom.telecom	Unmoderated discussion of telecommunications technology.
alt.dead.porn.stars	... and the diseases that killed them, next on Geraldo.
alt.dear.whitehouse	When Hints from Heloise aren't enough.
alt.depressed.as.fuck	How depressed is a fuck?
alt.desert-storm	Continuing proof that alt groups never die.
alt.design.graphics	Discussion of graphics design.
alt.design.product	Product design.
alt.destroy.microsoft	Do it, and do it NOW!
alt.destroy.the.earth	Please leave the light on when you leave.
alt.destroy.the.internet	Demons in the wire.
alt.dev.null		The ultimate in moderated newsgroups. (Moderated)
alt.devilbunnies	Probably better left undescribed.
alt.disasters.aviation	Plane Lands Safely at Airfield, Film at 11.
alt.disasters.misc	General discussion of disaster issues.
alt.discordia		All hail Eris, etc.
alt.discrimination	Quotas, affirmative action, bigotry, persecution.
alt.disney		Use rec.arts.disney.misc instead.
alt.disney.collecting	Use rec.arts.disney.merchandise instead.
alt.disney.criticism	Use rec.arts.disney.misc instead.
alt.disney.disneyland	Use rec.arts.disney.parks instead.
alt.disney.secrets	Use rec.arts.disney.misc instead.
alt.divination		Divination techniques (e.g., I Ching, Tarot, runes).
alt.dont.get.even.get.odd	Oddball insomniacs.
alt.doobry		No description.
alt.dragons-inn		Breathing fire tends to make one very thirsty.
alt.dreams		What do they mean?
alt.dreams.castaneda	The dreaming techniques of Carlos Castaneda.
alt.dreams.lucid	What do they _really_ mean?
alt.drinks.kool-aid	Beverage break on the Information Superhighway.
alt.drinks.snapple	Made from the Best Stuff on Earth.
alt.drugs		Use rec.drugs.misc instead.
alt.drugs.caffeine	All about the world's most-used stimulant drug.
alt.drugs.chemistry	Discussion of drug chemistry and synthesis.
alt.drugs.culture	Entertainment while under the influence.
alt.drugs.hard		Heroin, cocaine, and friends.
alt.drugs.leri		I'm a little leary of drugs too.
alt.drugs.melatonin	The hormone Melatonin.
alt.drugs.pot		Use rec.drugs.cannabis instead.
alt.drugs.pot.cultivation	Use rec.drugs.cannabis instead.
alt.drugs.psychedelics	Use rec.drugs.psychedelic instead.
alt.drugs.usenet	Repeatedly pushing the button for a fix.
alt.drumcorps		Use rec.arts.marching.drumcorps instead.
alt.drunken.bastards	Peeing in the potted plants.
alt.drwho.creative	Writing about long scarves and time machines.
alt.dss			Discussion of the new Digital Satellite Systems.
alt.duck.quack.quack.quack	It looks like a duck, but it's an alt group.
alt.dumpster		Oscar has always wanted a roomier place.
alt.dur.general		Durge chatter.
alt.earth.crisis	Use talk.environment instead.
alt.education		Use the misc.education groups instead.
alt.education.alternative	School doesn't have to suck!
alt.education.bangkok	The Bangkok distance education project.
alt.education.disabled	Education for people with physical/mental disabilities.
alt.education.distance	Learning from teachers who are far away.
alt.education.email-project	The email project for teaching English.
alt.education.higher.stu-affairs	Student Affairs principles & practices.
alt.education.home-school.christian	Christian home-schoolers. (Moderated)
alt.education.ib	The International Baccalaureate Diploma Program.
alt.education.nontrad-degree	Alternative postsecondary degree programs.
alt.education.research	Studying about studying.
alt.elvis.king		Fat and dead, too.  Pretty useless king.
alt.emusic		Ethnic, exotic, electronic, elaborate, etc, music.
alt.energy.homepower	Home Power/Home-Made Power for Off-Grid Living.
alt.energy.renewable	Fueling ourselves without depleting everything.
alt.engineering.electrical	Discussing electrical engineering.
alt.engr.explosives	BOOM.
alt.ensign.wesley.die.die.die	We just can't get enough of him.
alt.etext		Texts made available for electronic redistribution.
alt.eunuchs.questions	Did it hurt?
alt.evil		Tales from the dark side.
alt.exotic-music	Exotic music discussions.
alt.ezines		Electronically published mini-magazines.
alt.fairs.renaissance	Discussions of Renaissance faires and festivals.
alt.fan.actors		Discussion of actors, male and female.
alt.fan.actors.dead	Discussion of dead actors, male and female.
alt.fan.addams.wednesday	She's deadpan and she's homicidal.
alt.fan.aimee-lortskel	No description.
alt.fan.alan-keyes	No description.
alt.fan.alyssa-milano	Who's the Boss?  Now who's naked on your screen?
alt.fan.art-bell	For fans of old AT&T logos.
alt.fan.asprin		I'm fond of buffered analgesics. Robert Lynn Asprin too.
alt.fan.authors.stephen-king	Modern master of the spooky story.
alt.fan.barbra.streisand	Bahbrah!
alt.fan.barry-manilow	Discussion group for fans of Barry Manilow.
alt.fan.bgcrisis	Priss, the Replicants, the ADP and Bubblegum Crisis.
alt.fan.bill-gates	Fans of the original micro-softie.
alt.fan.bill-nye	The Science Guy.
alt.fan.bill.cheek	?
alt.fan.blade-runner	The movie Blade Runner.
alt.fan.blues-brothers	Jake & Elwood ride again!
alt.fan.bob-dole	Finally, someone who makes Al Gore look lively.
alt.fan.bob-larson	No description.
alt.fan.brad-pitt	A young actor the women seem to be crazy about.
alt.fan.british-accent	"Oooh, he just sounds soooo cool!  *Giggle*!"
alt.fan.british-actors	Male and female actors from Great Britain.
alt.fan.bruce-campbell	From the Evil Dead to Brisco County, Jr.
alt.fan.camille-paglia	Amy Fisher would understand.
alt.fan.capt-beefheart	Some musician guy I've never heard of.
alt.fan.cecil-adams	The brother Douglas Adams never talks about.
alt.fan.cfny		A Toronto-area radio station.
alt.fan.chris-elliott	Get a Life, you Letterman flunky.
alt.fan.cock-sucking	Fans of felatio.
alt.fan.conan-obrien	Late Night with a big red pompadour.
alt.fan.courtney-love	The Notorious Courtney Love.
alt.fan.crispin-glover	Discussion of actor Crispin Glover.
alt.fan.dan-quayle	For discussion of a past US Vice President.
alt.fan.daphnes-corner	Because the good Doc says I can't.
alt.fan.dave_barry	Electronic fan club for humorist Dave Barry.
alt.fan.david-bowie	The man who fell to earth.
alt.fan.david-cassidy	Conversation about David Cassidy by fans.
alt.fan.debbie.gibson	Thwarter of the supervillain Tiffany.
alt.fan.dejanews	The Usenet search engine at http://www.dejanews.com.
alt.fan.dennis-miller	Comedian Dennis Miller.
alt.fan.depeche-mode	A pop music group.
alt.fan.devo		Funny hats do not a band make.
alt.fan.dice-man	7?  11?  Crap personified.
alt.fan.dirk-pitt	Discussion of the Dirk Pitt series by Clive Cussler.
alt.fan.dirty-whores	Group for fans of dirty whores like Kathy-Jo Kramer.
alt.fan.disney.afternoon	Disney Afternoon characters & shows.
alt.fan.disney.gargoyles	The Gargoyles animated series.
alt.fan.doc-savage	The Man of Bronze.
alt.fan.doctor.bashir.grind.thrust.drool	Lustful fanboys.
alt.fan.don-imus	Fans of radio host Imus.
alt.fan.don-n-mike	Two radio guys.
alt.fan.don.no-soul.simmons	Of "Amazon Women On The Moon" fame.
alt.fan.douglas-adams	Author of "The Meaning of Liff", & other fine works.
alt.fan.dr-pepper	Dr. Pepper -- Love him or hate him.
alt.fan.dragonlance	Please ignore if group exists on your site.
alt.fan.dragons		People just love automobiles at Pennsic.
alt.fan.drew-barrymore	Now called "alt.fan.alicia-slvrstone".
alt.fan.drmellow	A place to worship Dr. Mellow.
alt.fan.dune		Herbert's drinking buddies.
alt.fan.e-t-b		The ever exotic ramblings of Eli-the-Bearded.
alt.fan.eddie-izzard	Discussing Eddie Izzard, etc.
alt.fan.eddings		The works of writer David Eddings.
alt.fan.elite		Maker of Supermodels.
alt.fan.elton-john	The music and antics of Elton John.
alt.fan.elvis-costello	Fans of the singer Elvis Costello.
alt.fan.elvis-presley	The late, great Elvis the Pelvis.
alt.fan.enya		Use alt.music.enya instead.
alt.fan.eric-cantona	No description.
alt.fan.frank-zappa	Is that a Sears poncho?
alt.fan.furry		Fans of funny animals, ala Steve Gallacci's book.
alt.fan.furry.muck	FurryMUCK and other anthropomorphic MU*s.
alt.fan.g-gordon-liddy	Crime does pay, or we wouldn't have so much of it.
alt.fan.gene-scott	Some TV preacher and horsebreeder.
alt.fan.goons		Careful Neddy, it's that dastardly Moriarty again.
alt.fan.greaseman	Fans of Doug Tracht, the DJ.
alt.fan.greg-kinnear	The host of "TalkSoup" on the E! Entertainment Channel.
alt.fan.harlan-ellison	For the discussion of the works of Harlan Ellison.
alt.fan.harrison-ford	From Blade Runner to Indian Jones to Clancy stories.
alt.fan.hawaii-five-o	Book 'em, Dano.
alt.fan.head-librarian	Love them horn rimmed glasses, baby.
alt.fan.hedgehog	For discussion of hedgehogs and thier fandom.
alt.fan.heinlein	Fans of SF author Robert Heinlein grok this group.
alt.fan.hello-kitty	I have no damn mouth!
alt.fan.henry-rollins	Fans of the Henry Rollins Band.  Mother!
alt.fan.hofstadter	Douglas Hofstadter and Godel, Escher, Bach.
alt.fan.holmes		Elementary, my dear Watson.  Like he ever said that.
alt.fan.howard-stern	Fans of the abrasive radio & TV personality.
alt.fan.howard-stern.fartman	The movie, "The Adventures of Fartman."
alt.fan.ivor-cutler	Jammy Smears, Life in a Scotch Sitting Room, etc.
alt.fan.jai-maharaj	A contributor to alt.astrology and soc.culture.indian.
alt.fan.james-bond	On his Majesty's Secret Service (& secret linen too).
alt.fan.jay-leno	Fans of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno.
alt.fan.jello-biafra	The Dead Kennedys' lead singer.
alt.fan.jen-aniston	Discussing the popular "Friends" star.
alt.fan.jenny-mccarthy	Playmate & sitcom starlet.
alt.fan.jerky-boys	Phone Pranks 'r' Us.
alt.fan.jesus-christ	Israel in 4 BC had no mass communication.
alt.fan.jim-carrey	Wild and wacky comedian Jame Carrey.
alt.fan.jim-rome	For the discussion of the 'Huge One'.
alt.fan.jim-rose	A circus sideshow performer.
alt.fan.jimi-hendrix	Fans of the late-great guitarist, Jimi Hendrix.
alt.fan.jimmy-buffett	A white sports coat and a pink crustacean.
alt.fan.joe-crummy	No description.
alt.fan.joel-furr	Joel Furr.
alt.fan.john-denver	Please, take him home to the place where he belongs.
alt.fan.john-winston	The future people speak.
alt.fan.john.mackey	?
alt.fan.karl-malden.nose	Forget the rest of him, ya gotta love the nose.
alt.fan.karla-homolka	Why are there so few hot, exhibitionist, S&M women?
alt.fan.kate-moss	Anything about Kate Moss, famous waifish model.
alt.fan.kathy-jo	Fans of Kathy-Jo Kramer.
alt.fan.keanu-reeves	People who love Keanu Reeves, in all his blandness.
alt.fan.kia-mennie	For the sycophantic hordes.
alt.fan.kieran-snyder	Discussion of Kieran Snyder's life and work.
alt.fan.kinks		Come Dancing.
alt.fan.kroq		LA radio station KROQ, FM 106.7.  Great monster name.
alt.fan.landmark	What is The Forum ?
alt.fan.laurie.anderson	Will it be a music concert or a lecture this time?
alt.fan.lemurs		Little critters with BIG eyes.
alt.fan.letterman	One of the top 10 reasons to get the alt groups.
alt.fan.letterman.top-ten	Top Ten lists from the Letterman show. (Moderated)
alt.fan.lion-king	Discussion of Disney's "The Lion King".
alt.fan.liz-phair	No description.
alt.fan.madonna		Nice tits, eh... And how about that puppy?
alt.fan.major.kira.pant.pant.pant	Fanboys fall for female.
alt.fan.mandy-patinkin	No description.
alt.fan.marcia-clark	No one would know her, but she prosecutes O.J. Simpson.
alt.fan.mark-brian	Discussion of the Mark & Brian radio program.
alt.fan.meg-ryan	For the general discussion of Meg Ryan and all her work.
alt.fan.mel-brooks	Comedic great Mel Brooks.
alt.fan.michael-biehn	Discussing the actor Michael Biehn.
alt.fan.michael-bolton	Fear for his bad hair days.
alt.fan.michaela.strachan	British children's TV presenter.
alt.fan.mike-jittlov	Electronic fan club for animator Mike Jittlov.
alt.fan.monty-python	Electronic fan club for those wacky Brits.
alt.fan.moxy.fruvous	angelm@rpi.edu's favorite music group, moxy fruvous.
alt.fan.mozilla		Discussions of Netscape's WWW browser Mozilla.
alt.fan.mr-kfi		Fans of the "dopest, freshest homeboy" on KFI.
alt.fan.mst3k		I thought people hated jerks who talked in theatres.
alt.fan.muchmusic	Canadian answer to MTV.
alt.fan.naked-guy	Discussing Andrew Martinez - the Naked Guy at Berkeley.
alt.fan.nathan.brazil	The Well of Souls and all things Markovian.
alt.fan.neil-gaiman	No description.
alt.fan.newt-gingrich	Conservatives return with a vengence.
alt.fan.nicki-lewis	UK model and Internet Cyberfemale, Nicki Lewis.
alt.fan.nikita-borisov	Long live Nikita!
alt.fan.ninja-turtles	Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoons, comics, etc.
alt.fan.noam-chomsky	Noam Chomsky's writings and opinions.
alt.fan.oingo-boingo	Have you ever played ping pong in Pago Pago?
alt.fan.oj-simpson	Juice! Juice! Juice!
alt.fan.ok-soda		It's not that good, it's just OK.
alt.fan.oksana-bayul.small-tits	People not impressed with Oksana Bayul's figure.
alt.fan.oksana.bayul	Another figure skater fan group.
alt.fan.pam-anderson	Playmate and Baywatch lifeguard.
alt.fan.pamwatch	The official group of playmate Pamela Lee's fan club.
alt.fan.patricia	Miscellaneous Patricia Nieuwendijk discussion.
alt.fan.penn-n-teller	The magicians Penn Jillette & Teller.
alt.fan.pern		Anne McCaffery's SF oeuvre.
alt.fan.peter-david	No description.
alt.fan.philip-dick	Philip K. Dick, writer.
alt.fan.philippa.forrester	British children's TV presenter.
alt.fan.phoebe-cates	Princess Caraboo.
alt.fan.piers		Like alt.fan.piers-anthony, but for anyone named Piers.
alt.fan.piers-anthony	For fans of the s-f author Piers Anthony.
alt.fan.pj-orourke	P.J. O'Rourke's dramatic displays.
alt.fan.pooh		Winnie-the-Pooh and Piglet too.
alt.fan.power-rangers	Discussion of important Power Rangers facts.
alt.fan.pratchett	For fans of Terry Pratchett, s-f humor writer.
alt.fan.pratchett.announce	Announcements about pubic wigs & book signings. (Moderated)
alt.fan.pratchett.bofh	The Death of Lusers.
alt.fan.publius		Julius will be so jealous.
alt.fan.q		Omnipotent being from either Star Trek or James Bond.
alt.fan.r-takahashi	No description.
alt.fan.red.green	Possum Lodge happenings.
alt.fan.ren-and-stimpy	For folks who couldn't find alt.tv.ren-n-stimpy.
alt.fan.ricci.christina	Fans of actress Christina Ricci.
alt.fan.rich-conaty	WQEW's The Big Broadcast and its host Rich Conaty.
alt.fan.richard-nixon	Even people who are not crooks die.
alt.fan.robert-jordan	Baseball's most popular minor leaguer.
alt.fan.robotech	Discussing all things relating to Robotech.
alt.fan.ronald-reagan	Jellybeans and all.
alt.fan.rowan-atkinson	Fan discussion of the actor/comic/writer/engineer.
alt.fan.rumpole		Rumpole of the Bailey.
alt.fan.rush-limbaugh	Derogation of others for fun and profit.
alt.fan.rush-limbaugh.tv-show	Rush's television programme.
alt.fan.sailor-moon	Sailor Moon animation, manga, and merchandise.
alt.fan.sam-raimi	Fans of the talented horror/comedy movies director.
alt.fan.samantha-fox	For fans of the famous Page 3 Girl/pop singer.
alt.fan.sandra-bullock	The Speed'ing babe from Arlington VA.
alt.fan.sandra-bullock.binaries	Use alt.binaries.pictures.celebrities instead.
alt.fan.schwarzenegger	Ahrnold, MacArthur at twice the mass.
alt.fan.shostakovich	Fans of the music of Shostakovich.
alt.fan.skinny		Fat fetishes have no place here.
alt.fan.snopes		Stuff about snopes.
alt.fan.sonic-hedgehog	Sega's spinning blue hero.
alt.fan.space-ghost	A cartoon revived from the 1960s.
alt.fan.spalding-gray	Actor, author, performance artist, and monologist.
alt.fan.speedbump	Slowing down traffic.
alt.fan.spinal-tap	The newsgroup that goes to 11.
alt.fan.starwars	George Lucas's Star Wars.
alt.fan.steve-winter	The Rev. Steve Winter and his tactics.
alt.fan.sting		See alt.sex.bestiality.with-bees.
alt.fan.surak		That wild and crazy Vulcan.
alt.fan.tank-girl	No, she doesn't make noises like a squirrel.  Really.
alt.fan.tarantino	Filmmaker Quentin Tarantino.
alt.fan.teen.idols	Boys and men that teenagers worship.
alt.fan.teen.starlets	Girls and women that teenagers worship.
alt.fan.the-bob		No, not just any Bob -- _THE_ Bob.
alt.fan.tito		No description.
alt.fan.tolkien		Mortal Men doomed to die.
alt.fan.tom-clancy	Use alt.books.tom-clancy instead.
alt.fan.tom-leykis	Some guy.
alt.fan.tom-robbins	31 flavours for readers.
alt.fan.tonya-harding.whack.whack.whack	Someone get this chick a colorist!
alt.fan.traci-lords	A teenage porn star whose trying to get respect.
alt.fan.u2		The Irish rock band U2.
alt.fan.unabomber	Fans of the mystical and awe-inspiring UNABOMBER.
alt.fan.velocity.girl	The band Velocity Girl.
alt.fan.warlord		The War Lord of the West Preservation Fan Club.
alt.fan.wedge		Standing by, red 2.
alt.fan.wednesday	Happy, happy hump day.
alt.fan.winona-ryder	Generation X's gorgeous, elfin, brainy, goddess actress.
alt.fan.wodehouse	Discussion of the works of humour author P.G. Wodehouse.
alt.fan.woody-allen	The diminutive neurotic.
alt.fan.zoogz-rift	Groovy rock star & manager of pro wrestlers.
alt.fandom.cons		Announcements of conventions (SciFi and others).
alt.fandom.misc		General topics of fandom.
alt.fantasy.conan	People dreaming about O'Brien.
alt.fashion		All facets of the fasion industry discussed.
alt.fax			Use comp.dcom.fax instead.
alt.feminazis		For people who hate radical feminists.
alt.feminism		Use soc.feminism instead.
alt.feminism.individualism	Discussions about feminism and individualism.
alt.fiesta-bowl.irish	Multiculturalism invades the Emerald isle.
alt.filesystems.afs	The Andrew Filesystem.
alt.fishing		Use rec.outdoors.fishing instead.
alt.flame		Alternative, literate, pithy, succinct screaming.
alt.flame.abortion	Use talk.abortion instead.
alt.flame.airlines	Problems and complaints with the airlines.
alt.flame.football.notre-dame	Flames directed towards Notre Dame football.
alt.flame.james.ngygook	No description.
alt.flame.jay-stevens	No description.
alt.flame.jesus.christ	Looking for the Ultimate Flame in return.
alt.flame.nerds.jn	No description.
alt.flame.niggers	The disgustng spectacle of racial hatred.
alt.flame.rush-limbaugh	The opposition's version of alt.fan.rush-limbaugh.
alt.flame.spelling	USENET's favourite fallacious argoomint.
alt.flame.tcs.die.die.die	Stupid TCS, Babylon 5 at 2am?
alt.flamenet		FlameNet the Newsgroup!
alt.folklore.college	Collegiate humor.
alt.folklore.computer	Use alt.folklore.computer or comp.society.folklore.
alt.folklore.computers	Stories & anecdotes about computers (some true!).
alt.folklore.gemstones	Stories about minerals.
alt.folklore.ghost-stories	Boo!
alt.folklore.herbs	Discussion of all aspects of herbs and their uses.
alt.folklore.info	Current urban legends and other folklore. (Moderated)
alt.folklore.internet	Internet Myths and Legends.
alt.folklore.military	Military-oriented 'urban legends' and folklore.
alt.folklore.science	The folklore of science, not the science of folklore.
alt.folklore.suburban	Serious discussion of urban legends. (Moderated)
alt.folklore.urban	Urban legends, ala Jan Harold Brunvand.
alt.food		Use rec.food.cooking instead.
alt.food.barbecue	Barbecue, grilling and related subjects.
alt.food.chocolate	Aphrodisiac confections.
alt.food.cocacola	An American Classic.  Buy our nostalgic art.
alt.food.coffee		Black gold of another sort.  Colombian tea.
alt.food.dennys		Breakfast, all day and all night.
alt.food.fast-food	Fast food restaurants.
alt.food.fat-free	Very low fat foods; not necessarily about weight loss.
alt.food.grits		Ground hominy, germless.
alt.food.ice-cream	I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream.
alt.food.low-fat	Low fat diets, food, and cooking.
alt.food.mcdonalds	Carl Sagan's favourite burger place.
alt.food.pancakes	Fun with flapjacks.
alt.food.peeps		No description.
alt.food.pez		Never put one on your friend's knee at a recital.
alt.food.professionals	Fruit of the Loom.
alt.food.red-lobster	For the sea food lover in you.
alt.food.sushi		The ancient art of preparing raw fish.
alt.food.taco-bell	Make a run for the border.
alt.food.waffle-house	Not just for breakfast anymore.
alt.food.wine		All about wine, for oeneophiles.
alt.foot.fat-free	Like alt.food.fat-free, but for foot fetishists.
alt.foreplay		The alt.sex groups probably have useful tips about this.
alt.forsale		Use misc.forsale.misc instead.
alt.forsale.grandjunction	Items for sale and wanted in Grand Junction, CO.
alt.forsale.nutrition	Dietary items for sale and wanted.
alt.fractal-design.painter	Fractal Design's "Natural Media" painting.
alt.fractals		Use sci.fractals instead.
alt.frank.magazine	Great Canadian political satire.
alt.fraternity.sorority	Discussions of fraternity/sorority life and issues.
alt.freaks		Rick James, we love you!
alt.freedom.of.information.act	All about the FOIA.
alt.freemasonry		Someone will build my basement for free?  Cool.
alt.freenet		Free access to computer networks.
alt.fun.with.luc	Luc has fun and likes cheese.
alt.future.millennium	The coming of 2000 (or 2001, if you're accurate).
alt.galactic-guide	Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Known Galaxy Project.
alt.gambling		Use rec.gambling instead.
alt.games		Use rec.games.misc instead.
alt.games.air-warrior	The Air Warrior combat computer game.
alt.games.apogee	A real high point in any gamer's day.
alt.games.atr.rpg	The Alternate Trek Reality showcase newsgroup.
alt.games.builder.dcgames	For Game Builders using DCGAMES.
alt.games.civnet	CivNet - Microprose's networked Civilization game.
alt.games.command-n-conq	Computer game Command & Conquer.
alt.games.command.and.conquer	Use alt.games.command-n-conq instead.
alt.games.cosmic-wimpout	A dice game popular in the computer crowd.
alt.games.dark-forces	Discussion of Star Wars related game.
alt.games.descent	Some game.
alt.games.dice		Roll the bones.
alt.games.doom		A really popular PC game.
alt.games.doom.announce	Announcements about the PC game Doom. (Moderated)
alt.games.doom.ii	Ladies and Gentlemen, We are in Hell.  On Earth!
alt.games.doom.newplayers	Helping people new to a really popular PC game.
alt.games.down-economy	The game Down Economy. (Moderated)
alt.games.duke3d	Duke Nukem 3D.
alt.games.duke3d.binaries	Binaries for Duke3D.
alt.games.dune-ii.virgin-games	Virgin Games computer game Dune II.
alt.games.dust		Hints & discussion of Dust: A Tale of the Wired West.
alt.games.final-fantasy	The Final Fantasy game.
alt.games.final-fantasy.rpg	Storytelling in the Final Fantasy universe.
alt.games.frp.dnd-util	Computer utilities for Dungeons and Dragons.
alt.games.frp.live-action	Use rec.games.frp.live-action instead.
alt.games.gb		The Galactic Bloodshed conquest game.
alt.games.heretic	No description.
alt.games.illuminati	It's just a game, isn't it?  Fnord.
alt.games.kali		Using an IPX emulator for the Internet to play games.
alt.games.ki		Use alt.games.killer-instinct instead.
alt.games.lynx		The Atari Lynx.
alt.games.marathon	Discussion of the Macintosh Sci-Fi game Marathon.
alt.games.mechwarrior2	Activision's Second Battletech Simulator.
alt.games.mk		Struggling in Mortal Kombat!
alt.games.mk.mk3	Mortal Kombat III.
alt.games.mornington.crescent	alt.games.mornington.cresent misspelt.
alt.games.mornington.cresent	You can't get there from here.
alt.games.mtrek		Multi-Trek, a multi-user Star Trek-like game.
alt.games.netrek.paradise	Discussion of the paradise version of netrek.
alt.games.riddler	Talk about games at http://www.riddler.com.
alt.games.sf2		The video game Street Fighter 2.
alt.games.torg		Gateway for TORG mailing list.
alt.games.upcoming-3d	Discussion and comparison of various upcoming 3-D games.
alt.games.vampire.the.masquerade	A World of Dark game.
alt.games.vampire.tremere	In-character roleplaying in the Clan Tremere.
alt.games.vga-planets	Discussion of Tim Wisseman's VGA Planets.
alt.games.video.classic	Video games from before the mid-1980s.
alt.games.video.import.japanese	Video games imported from Japan.
alt.games.warcraft	The craft of war: Orcs versus Humans.
alt.games.wc3		A sequel to the infamous Water Closet games.
alt.games.whitewolf	Discussion of WhiteWolf's line of gothic/horror RPGs.
alt.games.whitewolf.rage	Rage, White Wolf's trading card game.
alt.games.wing-commander	A flight simulation game.
alt.games.worms		The Team17 arcade/strategy game Worms.
alt.games.wrestling	Grappling, throwing, clenching and so on.
alt.games.xpilot	Discussion on all aspects of the X11 game Xpilot.
alt.games.xtrek		The networked game Xtrek.
alt.gathering.rainbow	For discussing the annual Rainbow Gathering.
alt.geek		To fulfill an observed need.
alt.genealogy		Use soc.genealogy.* instead.
alt.gnashing-teeth	Angry sales people.
alt.gnn.exodus		No description.
alt.go.go.nancy		Fans of ice skater Nancy Kerrigan.
alt.gobment.lones	Talk about the thousand points of blight.
alt.good.morning	Would you like coffee with that?
alt.good.news		A place for some news that's good news.
alt.gossip.royalty	Rumours plaguing the crown.
alt.gothic		The gothic movement: things mournful and dark.
alt.gothic.announce	Announcements relating to the Gothic subculture. (Moderated)
alt.gothic.fashion	Discussion on pointy boots, hair dye, and makeup tips!
alt.gourmand		Recipes & cooking info. (Moderated)
alt.government.abuse	About governmental abuses of its power.
alt.grad-student.tenured	Professional students.
alt.graffiti		The writing is on the wall.
alt.graphics		Use comp.graphics.* instead.
alt.graphics.pixutils	Discussion of pixmap utilities.
alt.great-lakes		Discussions of the Great Lakes and adjacent places.
alt.great.ass.paulina	Ditch Rick for these drooling fanboys.  Yah, right.
alt.grelb		Vanity newsgroup for net.personality Alan Bostick.
alt.guinea.pig.conspiracy	Rodents are massing for the Great Rebellion.
alt.guitar		You axed for it, you got it.
alt.guitar.amps		Discussion of guitar amplifiers.
alt.guitar.bass		Bass guitars.
alt.guitar.lap-pedal	Pedal steel guitar discussion group.
alt.guitar.tab		Discussions about guitar tablature music.
alt.hacker		No description.
alt.hackers		Descriptions of projects currently under development. (Moderated)
alt.hackers.discuss	A self-moderated hackers discussion group. (Moderated)
alt.hackers.groups	Discussion of various hacker groups.
alt.hackers.groups.moderated	Advanced hacking and related technology. (Moderated)
alt.hackers.malicious	The really bad guys -- don't take candy from them.
alt.hacking		Redundant with many other groups.
alt.hackintosh		Clever programming on Apple's Macintosh.
alt.ham-radio.packet	Use rec.radio.amateur.digital.misc instead.
alt.hangover		Pass the aspirin and a barrel of coffee.
alt.happy.birthday.to.me	Exploding egoism.
alt.hardcore		Like a peach.  Or the earth.
alt.healing.reiki	No description.
alt.health		Use sci.med.* or misc.health.* instead.
alt.health.ayurveda	Really old medicine from India.
alt.health.cfids-action	Chronic Fatigue Snydrome Action Group. (Moderated)
alt.health.oxygen-therapy	Discussion of oxygen & ozone therapy.
alt.help.businesscalc	Business Calculus Support Group.
alt.hemp		It's about knot-tying with rope.  Knot!
alt.hemp.politics	Political issues surrounding marijuana.
alt.heraldry.sca	Use rec.heraldry instead.
alt.herpes.personals	People with herpes looking for companionship.
alt.hi.are.you.cute	Are there a lot of pathetic people on the net or what?
alt.hindu		The Hindu religion. (Moderated)
alt.history.living	A forum for discussing the hobby of living history.
alt.history.ocean-liners.titanic	Historic ocean liners: the Titantic.
alt.history.what-if	What would the net have been like without this group?
alt.holoworld.rpg	The Holoworld role-playing game.
alt.home-theater.marketplace	Home theater equipment wanted and for sale.
alt.home-theater.misc	Discussing all aspects of home theatre systems.
alt.home.repair		Bob Vila would love this group.
alt.homosexual		Same as alt.sex.homosexual.
alt.homosexual.lesbian	Use soc.women.lesbian-and-bi instead.
alt.horology		A group for the science of clocks and watches.
alt.horror		The horror genre.
alt.horror.creative	Original horror fiction, poems, pictures.
alt.horror.cthulhu	Campus Crusade for Cthulhu, Ctulhu, Ctulu, and the rest.
alt.horror.werewolves	They were wolves, now they're something to be wary of.
alt.hotrod		High speed automobiles. (Moderated)
alt.housing.nontrad	Communes, co-housing & alternative living arrangements.
alt.how-to		Do-it-yourself (DIY) topics.
alt.html		Use comp.infosystems.www.authoring.html instead.
alt.html.editors.webedit	Users of Kenn Nesbitt's WebEdit.
alt.html.webedit	Use alt.html.editors.webedit instead.
alt.human-brain		A delicacy in some corners of the planet.
alt.humor.best-of-usenet	What readers think is funniest in netnews. (Moderated)
alt.humor.best-of-usenet.d	Discussion of alt.humor.best-of-usenet posts.
alt.humor.bluesman	Humor from the 105th St. BluesMan's world.
alt.humor.puns		Not here.
alt.hvac		Heating, venting and air conditioning.
alt.hypertext		Discussion of hypertext -- uses, transport, etc.
alt.hypnosis		When you awaken, you will forget about this newsgroup.
alt.icelandic.waif.bjork.bjork.bjork	Ex-Sugarcubes - not the Swedish Chef.
alt.illuminati		See alt.cabal.  Fnord.
alt.image.medical	Medical image exchange discussions.
alt.immortal		Eventually makes you insult people around the universe.
alt.impeach.clinton	Some think he performs as though he is impeared.
alt.india.progressive	Progressive politics in the Indian sub-continent. (Moderated)
alt.individualism	Philosophies where individual rights are paramount.
alt.industrial		The Industrial Computing Society claimed this name.
alt.infertility		Discussion of infertility causes and treatments.
alt.internet		Try to find a better focused group than this.
alt.internet.access.wanted	"Oh. OK, how about just an MX record for now?"
alt.internet.commerce	Doing business on the Internet.
alt.internet.guru	Recognizing the people responsible for inet success.
alt.internet.i-box	Possibly about Spry's Internet in a Box package.
alt.internet.media-coverage	The coverage of the internet by the media.
alt.internet.services	Not available in the uucp world, even via email.
alt.internet.talk-radio	Carl Malamud's Internet Talk Radio program.
alt.internet.talk.bizarre	Use talk.bizarre instead.
alt.inventors		People with new ideas.
alt.invest.penny-stocks	Investing in low cost stocks.
alt.invest.real-estate	Use misc.invest.real-estate instead.
alt.irc			Internet Relay Chat material.
alt.irc.announce	Announcements about Internet Relay Chat (IRC). (Moderated)
alt.irc.bots		Daemons on the Internet Relay Chat.
alt.irc.bots.eggdrop	Eggdrop IRC-Bot discussion/announcements.
alt.irc.channel.macintosh	See http://www.poundmac.org/ for details.
alt.irc.dalnet		The DALnet IRC network.
alt.irc.efnet		No description.
alt.irc.hottub		Discussion of the IRC channel #hottub.
alt.irc.ircii		IRC, the sequel.
alt.irc.mirc		Help and info on the IRC client mIRC.
alt.irc.questions	How-to questions for IRC (International Relay Chat).
alt.irc.ratsnest	Trivia game schedules, scores, and chat for #RatsNest.
alt.irc.recovery	Withdrawing from IRC overdose.
alt.irc.romance		Finding love on the Internet Relay Chat.
alt.irc.undernet	The alternative IRC.
alt.irs.class-action	Discussing a class-action suit against US's IRS.
alt.is			Internet Services (defunct; fnord). (Moderated)
alt.is.doomed		If it's a sewer, let's treat it like one! (Moderated)
alt.is.too		The companion to alt.is -- too much foo. (Moderated)
alt.islam.sufism	Discussions of the mystical dimensions of Islam.
alt.japanese.misc	Use soc.culture.japan(.moderated) instead.
alt.japanese.text	Postings in Japanese; Japanese language software.
alt.jobs		Use misc.jobs.* instead.
alt.jobs.overseas	Overseas from where?  Use misc.jobs.* instead.
alt.jokes.limericks	There once was a group in alt.
alt.jokes.pentium	Playing with the problems plaguing Pentium.
alt.journalism		Shop talk by journalists and journalism students.
alt.journalism.criticism	I write, therefore I'm biased.
alt.journalism.freelance	Clearinghouse for freelance writers.
alt.journalism.gay-press	News from a homosexual viewpoint.
alt.journalism.gonzo	Hunter S. Thomspon's approach to reporting.
alt.journalism.moderated	The profession of journalism. (Moderated)
alt.journalism.music	Reporting on topics of music.
alt.journalism.newspapers	Writing in the newspaper industry.
alt.journalism.photo	The work of photo journalists.
alt.journalism.print	For newspaper, magazine and online reporters.
alt.journalism.students	People studying to be journalists.
alt.jyotish		No description.
alt.kalbo		Bald guys of the world, unite!
alt.karen		Vanity group.
alt.ketchup		Whak* Whak* ...shake... Whak* Damn, all over my shirt.
alt.kids-talk		A place for the pre-college set on the net.
alt.kids-talk.penpals	Use soc.penpals instead.
alt.kill.the.whales	And fulfill the prophecy of Star Trek IV!
alt.lamers.james-koput.net-abuser	No description.
alt.landscape.architecture	Landscape design and planning.
alt.lang.asm		Assembly languages of various flavors.
alt.lang.basic		The Language That Would Not Die.
alt.lang.ca-realizer	The CA Realizer GUI programming environment.
alt.lang.delphi		Use comp.lang.pascal.misc instead.
alt.language.urdu.poetry	Poetry in the Indic Urdu language.
alt.las-vegas.gambling	Paying the big price for entertainment in Las Vegas.
alt.lasers		Anything about laser technology.
alt.lawyers.sue.sue.sue	Use misc.legal instead.
alt.lefthanders		How gauche.
alt.legend.king-arthur	Legends and history of Arthur, King of the Britons.
alt.lemmings		Rodents with a death wish.
alt.lesbian.feminist.poetry	Everyone has their niche.
alt.licker.store	Shops for people with oral fixations.
alt.life.afterlife	The warm light at end of the tunnel is a locomotive.
alt.life.internet	This may be the answer to "get a life" for some.
alt.life.sucks		Another whingy alt group.
alt.lifestyle.barefoot	Discussions related to going barefoot.
alt.litterbox		Use rec.pets.cats instead.
alt.locksmithing	You locked your keys in *where*?
alt.lotto.players	Gambling with the state as bookmaker.
alt.love		Created by someone who couldn't find alt.romance.
alt.lucky.w		Luck is benificent synchronicity (it sez here).
alt.lunatics		The Lunatics and any other perverts who like them.
alt.lycra		The WunderFabrik.
alt.mac.copy-protect.kdt-terminator	KDT and copy-protection for Macintosh. (Moderated)
alt.mac.games.binaries	Use alt.binaries.mac.games instead.
alt.machines.cnc	Discussing CNC Machine tools.
alt.mag.penthouse	Penthouse Magazine.
alt.mag.playboy		Four decades of appreciation or degradation. Your pick.
alt.magazine.2600hz	Spam free discussion of 2600 Magazine. (Moderated)
alt.magazines.pornographic	Use alt.sex.magazines instead.
alt.magic		For discussion about stage magic.
alt.magic.secrets	The Butler did it, with mirrors, to Colonel Mustard.
alt.magick		For discussion about supernatural arts.
alt.magick.chaos	Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards.
alt.magick.moderated	Serious discussion of magickal practices. (Moderated)
alt.magick.serious	People seriously into the occult.
alt.magick.sex		Pursuing spirituality through sexuality and vice versa.
alt.magick.sex.angst	No description.
alt.magick.tantra	Discussing tantric yoga and other esoteric practices.
alt.magick.tyagi	Magick as revealed by Mordred Nagasiva.
alt.magick.virtual-adepts	Not quite, but almost, an adept.
alt.make.money.fast	And piss off thousands of people even faster.
alt.malta		Yum, chocolate maltas are delicious.
alt.management.tech-support	No description.
alt.manga		Use rec.arts.manga instead.
alt.manufacturing.misc	All about manufacturing.
alt.marketplace.funky-stuff.forsale	No description.
alt.martial-arts.karate.shotokan	Discussions of shotokan karate.
alt.masonic.members	Freemasons.
alt.math.iams		Internet Amateur Mathematics Society. (Moderated)
alt.mcdonalds		Can I get fries with that?
alt.mechwarrior2	Use alt.games.mechwarrior2 instead.
alt.med.allergy		Helping people with allergies.
alt.med.cfs		Chronic Fatague Syndrome discussions. (Moderated)
alt.med.cfs.chat	Specific discussion about chronic fatigue syndrome. (Moderated)
alt.med.cfs.info	Information about chronic fatigue syndrome. (Moderated)
alt.med.cfs.open	Discussion about chronic fatigue syndrome. (Moderated)
alt.med.ems		Use misc.emerg-services instead.
alt.med.equipment	Discussion of medical equipment.
alt.med.fibromyalgia	Fibromyalgia Fibrositis List.
alt.med.veterinary	Veterinary medicine and animal health.
alt.medical.sales.jobs.offered	Jobs for medical industry salespeople.
alt.meditation		General discussion of meditation.
alt.meditation.moderated	Moderated disucssion of meditation. (Moderated)
alt.meditation.transcendental	Contemplation of states beyond the teeth.
alt.mega-ego.yonderboy	Cruel irony, indeed.
alt.memetics		The evolution of ideas in societies.
alt.mens-rights		We hold these truths to be self-evident.
alt.messianic		Messianic traditions.
alt.mexico		The people of Central America's largest nation.
alt.military.cadet	Preparing for the coming apocalypse.
alt.mind.bending	Discussion of MindBending Software releases.
alt.mindcontrol		Are you sure those thoughts are really your own?
alt.mining.recreational	Digging rock as a hobby.
alt.mirc		Use alt.irc.mirc instead.
alt.misc		Use misc.misc instead.
alt.misc.forteana	Charles Fort, his books, and general weird happenings.
alt.missing-adults	Locating missing adults.
alt.missing-kids	Locating missing children.
alt.mobilehome		Aspects of living in mobile homes.
alt.models		Use rec.models.* instead.
alt.mof			No description.
alt.motd		The messages of the day.
alt.motherjones		Mother Jones magazine.
alt.motorcycle.sportbike	Use rec.motorcycles.racing instead.
alt.motorcycles.harley	Use rec.motorcycles.harley instead.
alt.motss.bisexua-l	Use soc.bi instead.
alt.mountain-bike	Use rec.bicycles.off-road instead.
alt.movies.branagh-thmpsn	Films of Kenneth Branagh and Emma Thompson.
alt.movies.bruce-lee	Movie star & martial artist Bruce Lee & Jeet Kune Do.
alt.movies.chaplin	Discussion of Charlie Chaplin's life and art.
alt.movies.christian-bale	Actor Christian Bale.
alt.movies.cinematography	Use rec.arts.movies.production instead.
alt.movies.hitchcock	The films of Alfred Hitchcock.
alt.movies.independent	Films put out by independent producers.
alt.movies.indian	Films from India and the Indian subcontinent.
alt.movies.joe-vs-volcano	Fans discuss the movie Joe versus the Volcano.
alt.movies.kubrick	For the discussion of Stanley Kubrick's movies.
alt.movies.monster	Godzilla! The Wolfman! The Thing! Aiiieee!!
alt.movies.scorsese	Are you talking to me?  You think I'm funny?
alt.movies.silent	Shhhhhhhhhhh!
alt.movies.siskel+ebert	Reviewing reviews from reviewers Siskel and Ebert.
alt.movies.spielberg	Films of blockbuster director Steven Spielberg.
alt.movies.terry-gilliam	Writer and director Terry Gilliam.
alt.movies.tim-burton	The brooding works of Tim Burton.
alt.movies.visual-effects	Discussion of visual f/x for movies and tv.
alt.msdos.batch		MS-DOS batch files.
alt.msdos.programmer	For the serious MS/DOS programmer (no forsale ads).
alt.mtv-sucks		Barry Manilow RUL3Z!
alt.mud			Use rec.games.mud instead.
alt.mud.lp		Use rec.games.mud.lp instead.
alt.mud.majormud	Discussion of the MBBS mud.  Lots and lots of mud.
alt.mud.programming	Programming in text-based virtual reality environments.
alt.multimedia.director	Macromedia Director.
alt.music.4-track	People who need to get out more often.
alt.music.4ad		Artists on the 4AD music label.
alt.music.a-cappella	Use rec.music.a-cappella instead.
alt.music.abba		Swedish pop.
alt.music.african	African music.
alt.music.alanis	Discussion of Alanis Morissette.
alt.music.alanis.morissette	Use alt.music.alanis instead.
alt.music.aliceinchains	One of Seattle's finest.
alt.music.alternative	For groups having 2 or less Platinum-selling albums.
alt.music.alternative.female	Discussing alternative music by female artists.
alt.music.america	Discussion of the pop-rock group America.
alt.music.amy-grant	Discussion about Amy Grant and her music.
alt.music.arabic	Use rec.music.arabic instead.
alt.music.banana-truffle	Bananananana Truffle.
alt.music.band-director	Band directors' forum.
alt.music.beach-boys	Use rec.music.artists.beach-boys instead.
alt.music.beastie-boys	The Beastie Boys.
alt.music.beck		Jeff Beck, I suspect.
alt.music.beckley-bunnel	Discussion of the pop-rock group America.
alt.music.bee-gees	The soulful stylings of the Brothers Gibb.
alt.music.bela-fleck	Bela and the Flecktones.
alt.music.big-band	Sounds from the Big Band era.
alt.music.billy-joel	Discussion of Billy Brinkley, err Joel.
alt.music.bjork		For fans of Bjork and the late Sugarcubes.
alt.music.black-metal	Iron instruments.
alt.music.black-sabbath	The band Black Sabbath and their music.
alt.music.blue-rodeo	Discussing Blue Rodeo.
alt.music.bluegrass	Bluegrass information, lyrics, transcriptions, etc.
alt.music.blueoystercult	BOC -- Godzilla's gonna get ya.
alt.music.blues-traveler	For "All fellow travelers."
alt.music.blur		Fandom of the uniquely British group Blur.
alt.music.bon-jovi	For fans of Jon and the gang.
alt.music.bootlegs	People pirating music performances.
alt.music.boyz-2-men	The harmonizing tunes of Boyz II Men.
alt.music.brian-eno	Apparently too popular to warrant further description.
alt.music.butholesurfers	The Butthole Surfers.
alt.music.byrds		The music and fans of The Byrds.
alt.music.canada	Oh, Canada, eh?
alt.music.carnival	Soca, Calypso, and Steel Pan.
alt.music.category-freak	Lips that touch Def Leppard won't touch mine.
alt.music.ccr		The music of Creedence Clearwater Revival/John Fogerty.
alt.music.celine-dion	The music & art of the international star Celine Dion.
alt.music.chapel-hill	You might think hymnals and chants, but you'd be wrong.
alt.music.charlatans	An "alternative" band from UK (Northwich).
alt.music.cheap-trick	Discussion of the pop-rock band Cheap Trick.
alt.music.cher		The life and music of superstar Cher.
alt.music.chicago	Discussion of the band Chicago.
alt.music.clarinet	Discussions of clarinets, players, and music.
alt.music.clash		Anything about the musical group The Clash.
alt.music.complex-arrang	To complex for _your_ simple mind.
alt.music.counting-crows	In my day, we used to count sheep.
alt.music.cranberries	No need to argue -- Irish pop group The Cranberries.
alt.music.ct-dummies	Discussion of the musical group Crash Test Dummies.
alt.music.dance		Music to dance to.
alt.music.danzig	Discussion of the works of Glenn Danzig.  MOTHER!
alt.music.dave-hawkins	A way to exchange information about this artist.
alt.music.dave-matthews	The Dave Matthews Band.
alt.music.dead-kennedys	Art is not bound by the limits of tastefulness.
alt.music.deep-purple	Discussions about Deep Purple and related artists.
alt.music.def-leppard	Discussion about the rock group Def Leppard.
alt.music.depeche-mode	The works of Depeche Mode.
alt.music.dio		For discussion about Ronnie James Dio.
alt.music.dire-straits	Mark Knoppfler and the rock band Dire Straits.
alt.music.dream-theater	Is "progressive metal" an accepted label?
alt.music.eagles	Discussion of the Band.
alt.music.elastica	For fans of Justine and co.
alt.music.elo		The Electric Light Orchestra.
alt.music.enigma-dcd-etc	Enigma and similar bands.
alt.music.enya		Gaelic set to spacey music.
alt.music.erasure	Erasure's fan following.
alt.music.faith-no-more	Discussion of the musical group Faith No More.
alt.music.fates-warning	Fates Warning.
alt.music.filk		SF/fantasy related folk music.
alt.music.fleetwood-mac	Rock group Fleetwood Mac and its members.
alt.music.foo-fighters	No description.
alt.music.galaxie-500	The band Galaxie-500 and related music.
alt.music.gangsta.rap	Capitalizing on "just telling it like it is."
alt.music.gene		Roddenberry's bad lyrics for the Star Trek theme.
alt.music.genesis	Genesis, in all their incarnations.
alt.music.green-day	The band Green Day.
alt.music.guthrie	Discussion of folksingers Arlo & Woody Guthrie.
alt.music.gwar		Gwarrrrr.
alt.music.hardcore	Could be porno set to music.
alt.music.harmonica	Lip music.
alt.music.harry-chapin	Taxi!
alt.music.hawaiian	The music of the Hawaiian islands.
alt.music.hootie	Hootie and the Blowfish.
alt.music.house		Use rec.music.hip-hop instead.
alt.music.iggy-pop	Discussing Iggy Pop, his life and work.
alt.music.independent	Soloists without contracts with the major labels.
alt.music.indigo-girls	The musical duo Indigo Girls.
alt.music.info-society	The band InSoc, AKA Information Society.
alt.music.inxs		Get it?  "In Excess".  In the words of Nelson, "Ha ha."
alt.music.j-s-bach	Discussions about J.S. Bach (1685-1750).
alt.music.james-taylor	JT!
alt.music.janes-addictn	The music of Jane's Addiction and its members.
alt.music.jeff-buckley	Singer-songwriter Jeff Buckley.
alt.music.jethro-tull	Ironman sitting on a park bench.
alt.music.jewish	Music from the Jewish heritage.
alt.music.jimi.hendrix	'Scuse me, while I kiss the sky.
alt.music.jon-spencer	No description.
alt.music.journalism	Use alt.journalism.music instead.
alt.music.journey	The multi-platinum rock group "Journey".
alt.music.karaoke	Givin' it from the (usually drunken) heart.
alt.music.kiss		Use rec.music.artists.kiss instead.
alt.music.kmfdm		No description.
alt.music.kylie-minogue	Music of Kylie Minogue.
alt.music.led-zeppelin	Discussion about Led Zeppelin and their music.
alt.music.leonard-cohen	The music of Leonard Cohen.
alt.music.lightfoot	Discussion about the music of Gordon Lightfoot.
alt.music.live.the.band	Talk about The Band.
alt.music.lloyd-webber	Life and music of Andrew Lloyd Webber.
alt.music.lor-mckennitt	Discussion of Loreena McKennit.
alt.music.lou-reed	Lou Reed.
alt.music.luis-miguel	The art, the music and the life of Luis Miguel.
alt.music.lyrics	Discussion of song lyrics.
alt.music.makers.dj	About DJ's, their music, and lives.
alt.music.makers.electronic	The art of creating techno, ambient, etc.
alt.music.makers.theremin	No description.
alt.music.makers.woodwind	People who play woodwind instruments.
alt.music.mariah.carey	Able to break glasses with a single boundless high note.
alt.music.marillion	A progressive band.  The Silmarillion is a book.
alt.music.marilyn-manson	You've been a good little boy!
alt.music.mazzy-star	No description.
alt.music.mexican	Mexican influenced music.
alt.music.midi		Music from MIDI devices.
alt.music.midiweb	About Raymond Zwarts's MidiWeb WWW site for MIDI.
alt.music.ministry	Perhaps not the music you would expect.
alt.music.misc		Use rec.music.misc instead.
alt.music.moby		No description.
alt.music.modern-rock	Discussion of current rock and pop music.
alt.music.mods		No description.
alt.music.monkees	Hey, hey, they were the Monkees.
alt.music.moody-blues	Still In Search of the Lost Chord.
alt.music.morrissey	Morrissey's career and music.
alt.music.moxy-fruvous	No description.
alt.music.new-order	The music of New Order and its members.
alt.music.nils-lofgren	Nils Lofgren's Music, concerts, CDs etc.
alt.music.nin		Nine Inch Nails.
alt.music.nin.creative	Works for Reznor's Nine Inch Nails.
alt.music.nin.d		Use alt.music.nin instead.
alt.music.nirvana	Generation X's Seattle leaders, leaderless.
alt.music.no-doubt	Discussion of the group No Doubt.
alt.music.nofx		Southern California Punk Ban NoFX.
alt.music.oasis		No description.
alt.music.offspring	No description.
alt.music.orb		For fans of the Ambient Techno music group "The Orb".
alt.music.ozzy		Blizzard of Osbourne.
alt.music.pantera	I'm broken.
alt.music.pat-mccurdy	Milwaukee's music at its finest.
alt.music.pat-metheny	Guitarist Pat Metheny and his group.
alt.music.pat-metheny.moderated	Guitarist Pat Metheny and his group. (Moderated)
alt.music.paul-simon	Discussion of Paul Simon's music.
alt.music.pearl-jam	The music of the alternative rock band Pearl Jam.
alt.music.pet-shop-boys	The music of the Pet Shop Boys.
alt.music.peter-gabriel	So, it's the music of Peter Gabriel, sans frontier.
alt.music.philip-glass	The American composer Philip Glass.
alt.music.pink-floyd	Sold out shows everywhere.
alt.music.pogues	The Pogues.
alt.music.polkas	Weird Al or not, polka is popular some folks.
alt.music.pop-eat-itself	Musical group Pop Will Eat Itself.
alt.music.primus	Discussions related to the music group Primus.
alt.music.prince	So my Prince came.  Make him go away.
alt.music.prodigy-the	For the punk-dance act called "the prodigy".
alt.music.producer	Discussion about record production and A&R.
alt.music.progressive	Yes, Marillion, Asia, King Crimson, etc.
alt.music.psychedelic	All types of psychedelic music.
alt.music.pulp		Fandom of the British band Pulp.
alt.music.queen		The band Queen and related solo acts.
alt.music.ramones	For discussion of the kings of puck rock.
alt.music.replacements	Jesus rides beside us.
alt.music.rockabilly	Rockabilly.
alt.music.roger-waters	To Pink or Not to Pink.
alt.music.rush		For Rushheads.
alt.music.s-mclachlan	A Touch of Solace in Ecstasy.
alt.music.s7g		? (Moderated)
alt.music.saxophone	Making the music and/or listening to it.
alt.music.seal		Aquatic creatures playing cymbals and the horn stand.
alt.music.shamen	No description.
alt.music.shonen-knife	No description.
alt.music.ska		Discussions of ska ( skank ) music, bands, and suchlike.
alt.music.ska-core	Skank or mosh, we don't care.
alt.music.smash-pumpkins	The Smashing Pumpkins.
alt.music.smiths	Discussion about the Smiths, and related solo projects.
alt.music.sondheim	Life and music of Stephen Sondheim.
alt.music.sonic-youth	Loud enough to make you deaf.
alt.music.sophie-hawkins	News & Discussions on Sophie B. Hawkins.
alt.music.soul		Discussion of sweet soul music.
alt.music.soundgarden	The band Soundgarden.
alt.music.squeeze	Discussion of the Brit-pop combo Squeeze.
alt.music.steely-dan	Discussing the band Steely Dan.
alt.music.stone-roses	No description.
alt.music.stone-temple	The band Stone Temple Pilots.
alt.music.suede		No description.
alt.music.supergrass	Oxford's finest.
alt.music.swedish-pop	ABBA and beyond.
alt.music.sylvian	David "Japan" Sylvian and friends.
alt.music.synth.roland.u20	The Roland U20 synthesizer.
alt.music.synthpop	Depeche Mode, Erasure, Pet Shop Boys, and much more!
alt.music.tape-culture	The real alternative music scene.
alt.music.techno	Bring on the bass!
alt.music.texas		Janis Joplin to ZZ Top, Willie Nelson to Pantera.
alt.music.the-band	The music and fans of The Band.
alt.music.the-doors	A rider on the storm no more.
alt.music.the.police	If you play it too loud, they bust your party.
alt.music.thecure	The band The Cure.
alt.music.tlc		No description.
alt.music.tmbg		They Might Be Giants.
alt.music.todd-rundgren	Todd Rundgren music fandom.
alt.music.tom-waits	Discussion of works of artist Tom Waits.
alt.music.tool		Tool is so... out there, man.
alt.music.tragically-hip	The rock band The Tragically Hip.
alt.music.u2		Another group for the band U2. See also alt.fan.u2.
alt.music.uk		Music from the British Isles.
alt.music.underworld	No description.
alt.music.van-halen	For discussion of topics related to Van Halen.
alt.music.vanhalen	Use alt.music.van-halen instead.
alt.music.video-games	Music that appears in video games.
alt.music.ween		Marble Tulip Juicy Tree.
alt.music.weird-al	Parodies-R-Us.
alt.music.who		Enduring megagroup.
alt.music.world		Music from around the world (no "pop" or "rock").
alt.music.wu-tang-clan	No description.
alt.music.yes		The progressive band Yes.
alt.music.yngwie	No description.
alt.my.head.hurts	So don't do that.
alt.mythology		Zeus rules.
alt.mythology.mythic-animals	Creatures of myth, fantasy, and imagination.
alt.native		People indigenous to an area before modern colonisation.
alt.naughty.pictures	Use alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.* instead.
alt.necronomicon	Use alt.necromicon instead.
alt.neo-tech		Books and ideas from Neo-Tech Publishing Company.
alt.netcom.sucks	Work out your troubles with support@netcom.com.
alt.netgames.bolo	Use rec.games.bolo instead.
alt.new-england		The USA's north eastern region.
alt.newbie		The altnet housewarming committee.
alt.newbies		Housewarming for a group.
alt.newgroup.for.fun.fun.fun	Yes, we delight in your games.
alt.newlywed		Life after the wedding.
alt.news-media		Don't believe the hype.
alt.news.macedonia	News concerning Macedonia in the Balkan Region.
alt.news.microsoft	Gate's megacorp in the news.
alt.niteclub.alternative	Alternative music nightclubs.
alt.niteclub.commercial	Commercially owned nightclubs.
alt.nocem.misc		Discussion about the NoCeM project.
alt.noise		Ow, quit it.
alt.non.sequitur	Richard Nixon.
alt.nosebeeping		Test newgroup goes wild in slapstick spoof.
alt.npractitioners	Nurse practitioners.
alt.nuke.europe		People not especially fond of Europe.
alt.nuke.the.usa	People not especially fond of the US of A.
alt.obituaries		Notices of dead folks.
alt.occult.kabbalah.golden-dawn	The Golden Dawn system of Kabbalah. (Moderated)
alt.office.management	Office management issues.
alt.olympic.studies	Analyzing various Olympic competitions. (Moderated)
alt.olympics.housing.low-cost	Looking for cheap housing at the Olympics.
alt.online-service	Large commercial online services, and the Internet.
alt.online-service.america-online	Or should that be "America Offline?"
alt.online-service.compuserve	Discussions and questions about Compuserve.
alt.online-service.delphi	Run!  It's the Delphoids!
alt.online-service.freenet	Public FreeNet systems.
alt.online-service.genie	Discussions and questions about GEnie.
alt.online-service.gnn	The Global Network Navigator.
alt.online-service.imagination	Discussion of The Imagination Network.
alt.online-service.microsoft	MSN (Microsoft Network) online service.
alt.online-service.prodigy	The Sears Prodigy system.
alt.org.beta-sigma-phi	The womens' organization Beta Sigma Phi.
alt.org.clan-macdude	The Clan MacDude, Scots meet the surf.
alt.org.db-nl.misc	Digitale Burgerbeweging (Dutch EFF).
alt.org.earth-first	Discussion of the Earth First! society.
alt.org.food-not-bombs	The Food Not Bombs homeless aid organization.
alt.org.jaycees		Junior Chamber of Commerce.
alt.org.promisekeepers	The Christian Organization PromiseKeepers.
alt.org.royal-rangers	A ministry for boys.
alt.org.sierra-club	Regarding the Sierra Club.
alt.org.starfleet	The "Starfleet" Star Trek fan organization.
alt.org.team-os2	For the discussion of topics relevant to Team OS/2.
alt.org.toastmasters	Public speaking and Toastmasters International.
alt.os.linux		Use comp.os.linux.* instead.
alt.os.linux.caldera	The Caldera Network Desktop.
alt.os.linux.slackware	Questions, answers & general talk of Slackware Linux.
alt.os.multics		30 years old and going strong.
alt.os.windows95.crash.crash.crash	Early test runs have not impressed.
alt.out-of-body		Out of Body Experiences.
alt.pagan		Discussions about paganism & religion.
alt.pagan.contacts	Personal & commercial contacts in the pagan community.
alt.pagan.magick	Pagan magick and ritual discussion.
alt.pantyhose		Stockings are sexier.
alt.parallel.universes	Perpendicular universes hurt more.
alt.paranet.abduct	"They replaced Jim-Bob with a look-alike!"
alt.paranet.metaphysics	Philosphical ontology, cosmology and cosmetology.
alt.paranet.paranormal	"If it exists, how can supernatural be beyond natural?"
alt.paranet.psi		"How much pressure can you generate with your brain?"
alt.paranet.science	"Maybe if we dissect the psychic ..."
alt.paranet.skeptic	"I don't believe they turned you into a newt."
alt.paranet.ufo		"Heck, I guess naming it ``UFO'' identifies it."
alt.paranormal		Phenomena which are not scientifically explicable.
alt.paranormal.channeling	Spiritual mediumship, channeling and channelers.
alt.paranormal.crop-circles	A discussion of Crop Circles.
alt.paranormal.pyramid	Theories on mystic aspects of pyramids.
alt.paranormal.spells.hexes.magic	And Rolaids.spells.relief.
alt.parenting.solutions	Use misc.kids.* instead.
alt.parenting.spanking	Discussion about punishment methods for children.
alt.parenting.twins-triplets	The issues of raising twins & other multiples.
alt.parents-teens	Parent-teenager relationships.
alt.party		Parties, celebration and general debauchery.
alt.pave.the.earth	Damn the environmentalists, full speed ahead!
alt.peace		Political, social and philosophical talk of world peace.
alt.peace-corps		The works of the Peace Corps.
alt.peeves		Discussion of peeves & related.
alt.penguin-fetish.recovery	This one's for you, Alun.
alt.periphs.pcmcia	Credit card sized plug in peripherals (PCMCIA, JEDIA).
alt.personals		Do you really want to meet someone this way?
alt.personals.ads	Geek seeks Dweeb. Object: low-level interfacing.
alt.personals.aliens	Looking for out-of-this-world love.
alt.personals.bi	Personals by or seeking bisexuals.
alt.personals.big-folks	Romance for large people.
alt.personals.bondage	Are you tied up this evening?
alt.personals.fags	Use alt.personals.motss instead.
alt.personals.fat	Romance for fat people.
alt.personals.fetish	Romance for object-oriented people.
alt.personals.herpes	Contacting people with herpes.
alt.personals.intercultural	Sometimes the twain can meet.
alt.personals.intergen	Where the old meet the young.
alt.personals.jewish	Advertising for romance with Jewish people.
alt.personals.misc	Dweeb seeks Geek. Object: low-level interfacing.
alt.personals.motss	Romance for gay people.
alt.personals.phone	Personal ads from people with voice mail systems.
alt.personals.poly	Hi there, do you multiprocess?
alt.personals.psychedelic	Looking for other drug users.
alt.personals.spanking	Oedipus gives this group a thumbs up.
alt.personals.spanking.punishment	In search of bad butt burn.
alt.personals.tall	Romance for tall people.
alt.personals.teen	Teen personal ads and e-mail-me ads.
alt.personals.transgendered	People seeking TV/TS friends.
alt.personals.universities.csu.sacramento	PSP at Cal State Sacramento.
alt.pets.ferrets	Ferrets and the people who love them.
alt.pets.hamsters	Make that wheel go 'round.
alt.pets.parrots.african-grey	Distant relative of the Norwegian Blue.
alt.pets.prairie-dogs	Keeping prairie dogs as companions.
alt.pets.rabbits	Coneys abound. See also alt.fan.john-palmer.
alt.pets.rodents	All species of pet rodent.
alt.ph.uk		United Kingdom version of alt.2600.
alt.philosophy.debate	Back to basics.
alt.philosophy.objectivism	A product of the Ayn Rand corporation.
alt.philosophy.taoism	All aspects of Taoism.
alt.philosophy.zen	Meditating on how the alt.* namespace works.
alt.phreaking		All about stealing phone service.
alt.pinecone		The heart of camp arts & crafts.
alt.pizza.delivery.drivers	Leadfoot Larry.
alt.planning.transportation	Transportation planning issues and techniques.
alt.planning.urban	Urban development.
alt.politics.british	Politics and a real Queen, too.
alt.politics.bush	The politics of shrubbery.
alt.politics.clinton	President Bill Clinton.
alt.politics.correct	A Neil Bush fan club.
alt.politics.datahighway	Electronic interstate infrastructure.
alt.politics.democrats.d	U.S. Democratic party.
alt.politics.ec		The European economic community.
alt.politics.economics	War == Poverty, & other discussions.
alt.politics.elections	All about the process of electing leaders.
alt.politics.equality	An oxymoron.
alt.politics.europe.misc	The general political situation in Europe.
alt.politics.greens	Green party politics & activities worldwide.
alt.politics.harry-browne	Libertarian Harry Browne for US president.
alt.politics.homosexuality	As the name implies.
alt.politics.immigration	All issues related to immigration.
alt.politics.jaffo	Six hectares long.
alt.politics.korea	A forum for Korean politics. (Moderated)
alt.politics.libertarian	The libertarian ideology.
alt.politics.libertarian.gay	Individual liberty and gay/lesbian/bi issues.
alt.politics.media	How the mass media is involved in shaping politics.
alt.politics.nationalism.black	About an individual nation just for blacks.
alt.politics.nationalism.white	About White Supremacy.
alt.politics.org.batf	Politics of the U.S. firearms (etc.) regulation agency.
alt.politics.org.cia	The United States Centrial Intelligence Agency.
alt.politics.org.fbi	The United States Federal Bureau of Investigation.
alt.politics.org.misc	Political organizations.
alt.politics.org.nsa	The ultrasecret security arm of the US government.
alt.politics.org.un	Politics at the "United" Nations.
alt.politics.perot	Discussion of the non-candidate.
alt.politics.radical-left	Who remains after the radicals left?
alt.politics.reform	Political reform.
alt.politics.sex	Not a good idea to mix them, sez Marilyn & Profumo.
alt.politics.socialism.mao	Maoist thought in theory and practice.
alt.politics.socialism.trotsky	Trotskyite socialism discussions.
alt.politics.usa.congress	Discussions relating to U.S. House and Senate.
alt.politics.usa.constitution	U.S. Constitutional politics.
alt.politics.usa.misc	Miscellaneous USA politics.
alt.politics.usa.newt-gingrich	Discussion of House Speaker Gingrich.
alt.politics.usa.republican	Discussions of the USA Republican Party.
alt.politics.white-power	People who believe in White Supremacy.
alt.politics.youth	Discussions about youth politics.
alt.polyamory		For those with multiple loves.
alt.pootergeek.lesbian	For Pootergeeks and their friends.
alt.postmodern		Postmodernism, semiotics, deconstruction, and the like.
alt.president.clinton	Will the CIA undermine his efforts?
alt.prisons		Can I get an alt.* feed in the slammer?.
alt.privacy		Privacy issues in cyberspace.
alt.privacy.anon-server	Issues surrounding programs that aid anonymity.
alt.privacy.clipper	The USA administration's Clipper encryption plan.
alt.private.investigator	Digging up the dirt.
alt.projectmng		Managing projects.
alt.prophecies.nostradamus	Mystic verse.
alt.prose		Use rec.arts.prose instead.
alt.psst.hoy		Psst, buddy.  Wanna buy a hoy?
alt.psychoactives	Better living through chemistry.
alt.psychology		Use sci.psychology.misc instead.
alt.psychology.help	An alt.support group away from home.
alt.psychology.jung	Discussion of works & theories of Carl Jung.
alt.psychology.mindmachine	Light/sound/electrostim technology.
alt.psychology.nlp	Neuro-linguistic programming.
alt.psychology.personality	Personality taxonomy, such as Myers-Briggs.
alt.psychology.transpersonal	Transpersonal psychology.
alt.psychotic.roommates	Single white female seeks roommate.
alt.pub.coffeehouse.amethyst	Realistic place to meet and chat with friends.
alt.pub.kacees		Your cyberspace friendly bar...come on in!
alt.pud			"Discussion of the TFiLE PuD!@#@#!@$!"   Whatever.
alt.pulp		Paperback fiction, newsprint production, orange juice.
alt.punk		Punk rock and its surrounding culture.
alt.punk.europe		The punk rock scene in Europe.
alt.punk.straight-edge	Not shaving eyebrows, but the sXe movement.
alt.ql.creative		Quantum Leap fiction for the typographically challenged.
alt.quotations		Quotations, quips, .sig lines, witticisms, et al.
alt.radio.college	Use rec.radio.noncomm instead.
alt.radio.digital	Digital radio signals.
alt.radio.networks.cbc	Radio programming by the Canadian Broadcasting Corp.
alt.radio.networks.npr	U.S. National Public Radio: shows, stories, hosts, etc.
alt.radio.paul-harvey	Radio storyman Paul Harvey.
alt.radio.pirate	Hide the gear, here comes the magic station-wagons.
alt.radio.scanner	Use rec.radio.scanner instead.
alt.radio.scanner.uk	Use uk.radio.amateur instead.
alt.radio.talk		Radio talk and call-in shows.
alt.radio.uk		Radio in the United Kingdom.
alt.radio.uk.talk-radio	Talk radio (call-in) programmes in the British Isles.
alt.railroad		Use misc.transport.rail.misc instead.
alt.random.noise	Bitstream Underground's Random Noise.
alt.rap			Use rec.music.hip-hop instead.
alt.rap-gdead		Fans of The Grateful Dead and Rap. Really.
alt.rave		Techno-culture: music, dancing, drugs, dancing, etc.
alt.realtor.relocation	Realtors helping with long moves.
alt.rec.camping		Use rec.backcountry instead.
alt.rec.hovercraft	Recreational hovercraft discussion.
alt.recovery		For people in recovery programs (e.g., AA, ACA, GA).
alt.recovery.aa		Recovery and Alcoholics Anonymous.
alt.recovery.addiction.sexual	Recovering sex addicts.
alt.recovery.adult-children	For adults from dysfunctional families.
alt.recovery.catholicism	Getting over a Roman Catholic upbringing.
alt.recovery.clutter	Getting over a cluttering/messiness problem.
alt.recovery.codependency	Mutually destructive relationships.
alt.recovery.compulsive-eat	Food is an addictive drug.
alt.recovery.na		Recovery and Narcotics Anonymous.
alt.recovery.panic-anxiety.self-help	Self-help for panic recovery.
alt.recovery.religion	The twelve steps from the Ten Commandments.
alt.religion.all-worlds	Grokking the Church of All Worlds from Heinlein's book.
alt.religion.angels	Belief in angels.
alt.religion.asatru	No description.
alt.religion.broadcast	It's legal but not necessarily proper.
alt.religion.buddhism.nichiren	Nichiren believers unite.
alt.religion.buddhism.nkt	Buddhist sect New Kadampa Tradition (NKT).
alt.religion.buddhism.tibetan	The teachings of Buddha as studied in Tibet.
alt.religion.christian	Unmoderated forum for discussing Christianity.
alt.religion.christian-teen	Discussion area for Christian teens.
alt.religion.christian.20-something	Discussion for the Twentysomething.
alt.religion.christian.anabaptist.brethren	No description.
alt.religion.christian.boston-church	The international Church of Christ.
alt.religion.christian.calvary-chapel	No description.
alt.religion.christian.last-days	In anticipation of Christ's 2nd coming.
alt.religion.computers	Tiresome technical tirades.
alt.religion.course-miracle	A Course in Miracles (ACIM).
alt.religion.druid	Druids and their ideas, practices, and beliefs.
alt.religion.eckankar	Eckankar, the religion of the Light and Sound of God.
alt.religion.gnostic	Unmoderated group like soc.religion.gnostic.
alt.religion.goddess	Perspectives on goddess worship & women's spirituality.
alt.religion.islam	Unmoderated group like soc.religion.islam.
alt.religion.kibology	He's Fred, Jim.
alt.religion.louis-nick	Worship in the Church of Lou.
alt.religion.monica	Discussion about net-venus Monica and her works. (Moderated)
alt.religion.mormon	Mormon religion.
alt.religion.mormon.fellowship	More Mormon religion.
alt.religion.rabbet	The Rabbet sect.
alt.religion.scientology	L. Ron Hubbard's Church of Scientology.
alt.religion.scientology.squick.squick.squick	The sacred Three Squick.
alt.religion.scientology.xenu	The Galactic Overlord of Scientology (OT III).
alt.religion.sexuality	The politics of sexuality and religion.
alt.religion.shamanism	Use soc.religion.shamanism instead.
alt.religion.unification	Discussion of Unificationism.
alt.religion.universal-life	Universal Life Church.
alt.religion.urantia-book	Discussions about the Urantia Book.
alt.religion.vaisnava	Discussion of the Vaisnava spiritual tradition.
alt.religion.watchtower	Watchtower/JW discussion group. (Moderated)
alt.religion.wicca	No description.
alt.relocate		Setting up a new home in a far away place.
alt.restaurants		Use rec.food.restaurants instead.
alt.retribution		Use alt.flame instead.
alt.revenge		Two wrongs trying to make a right.
alt.revisionism		"It CAN'T be that way 'cause here's the FACTS".
alt.revolution.american.second	Jeffersonian dreams.
alt.revolution.counter	Discussions of counter-revolutionary issues.
alt.rhode_island	A little state with apparently world wide interest.
alt.rock-n-roll		Counterpart to alt.sex and alt.drugs.
alt.rock-n-roll.acdc	Dirty deeds done dirt cheap.
alt.rock-n-roll.aerosmith	Lead singer looks like an ugly lady.
alt.rock-n-roll.classic	Classic rock, both the music and its marketing.
alt.rock-n-roll.hard	Music where stance is everything.
alt.rock-n-roll.metal	For the headbangers on the net.
alt.rock-n-roll.metal.death	"Death metal" and newgroup overkill.
alt.rock-n-roll.metal.gnr	"Axl Rose" is an anagram for "Oral Sex".
alt.rock-n-roll.metal.groove	Groove-oriented stoner metal.
alt.rock-n-roll.metal.heavy	Non-sissyboy metal bands.
alt.rock-n-roll.metal.ironmaiden	Sonic torture methods.
alt.rock-n-roll.metal.megadeth	The band Megadeth.
alt.rock-n-roll.metal.metallica	Sort of like Formica with more hair.
alt.rock-n-roll.metal.motley-crue	The music of Motley Crue.
alt.rock-n-roll.metal.progressive	Slayer teams up with Tom Cora.
alt.rock-n-roll.oldies	Discussion of rock and roll music from 1950-1970.
alt.rock-n-roll.stones	Gathering plenty of moss by now.
alt.rodney-king		Riot catalyst.
alt.romance		Discussion about the romantic side of love.
alt.romance.chat	Chit chat about romance, often silly.
alt.romance.mature-adult	Discussions and personals for mature adults.
alt.romance.online	Love over the wire - does it work?
alt.romance.teen	Talk about teen love and infatuations.
alt.romance.unhappy	alt.angst on the run.
alt.rush-limbaugh	Fans of the conservative activist radio announcer.
alt.rv			Rotten varmints or recreational vehicles, you decide.
alt.sailing.asa		The American Sailing Association.
alt.sailing.pbsa	Hey Sailor.
alt.satanism		Not such a bad dude once you get to know him.
alt.satellite.tv.australasia	Satellite TV in the Asia/Pacific region.
alt.satellite.tv.crypt	Satellite signal de-cryption techniques.
alt.satellite.tv.europe	All about European satellite tv.
alt.satellite.tv.forsale	TV satellite systems wanted or forsale.
alt.save.the.earth	Environmentalist causes.
alt.sb.programmer	Programming the Sound Blaster PC sound card.
alt.school.homework-help	Looking for assistance with schoolwork.
alt.sci.joe-bay		The "b" stands for "bargain!"
alt.sci.mbe		No description.
alt.sci.physics.acoustics	The soundness of the science of sound.
alt.sci.physics.new-theories	Scientific theories you won't find in journals.
alt.sci.planetary	Studies in planetary science.
alt.sci.sociology	People are really interesting when you watch them.
alt.sci.tech.indonesian	Science and technology in Indonesia.
alt.sci.time-travel	Theory of time travel.
alt.scooter		Motor scooters, like Vespas, Lambrettas, etc.
alt.scottish.clans	Discussions about Scottish Clans.
alt.security		Security issues on computer systems.
alt.security.alarms	Discussion of Home/Business/Vehicle security alarms.
alt.security.espionage	Espionage, intelligence, and tradecraft.
alt.security.index	Pointers to good stuff in alt.security. (Moderated)
alt.security.pgp	The Pretty Good Privacy package.
alt.security.terrorism	Terrorism -- the bomb, the bullet, and the blade.
alt.security.terrorism.atlanta	The Bomb the rocked Olympics '96.
alt.security.terrorism.flight800	TWA Flight 800 over Long Island.
alt.seduction.fast	The story of television.
alt.sega.genesis	Another addiction.
alt.self-esteem		Discussing self-esteem improvement and help.
alt.self-improve	Self-improvement in less than 14 characters.
alt.sewing		A group that is not as it seams.
alt.sex			Postings of a prurient nature.
alt.sex.advocacy	Debating the pros and cons of sex.
alt.sex.aliens		How to make the most of your UFO abduction.
alt.sex.alt.syntax.tactical	No description.
alt.sex.aluminum.baseball.bat	Ouch.
alt.sex.anal		Sexual acts involving the anus.
alt.sex.animals		Possibly animal husbandry, but I doubt it.
alt.sex.asphyx		People who enjoy suffocation.
alt.sex.balls		Ben-wa, beach, tea, soccer, Lucille ... testicles too.
alt.sex.bears		Hairy homosexual men.
alt.sex.beer-bottle	For phallic fantasies.
alt.sex.ben-mesander	Silly mycroft@ai.mit.edu, tricks are for kids.
alt.sex.bestiality	Happiness is a warm puppy.
alt.sex.bestiality.barney	For people with big, purple newt fetishes.
alt.sex.bestiality.hamster.duct-tape	That little squeek they make is so cute.
alt.sex.bestiality.pictures	Pictures of bestial acts.
alt.sex.biblical	NEWS FLASH: ancient people did it mostly the same way.
alt.sex.bondage		Tie me, whip me, make me read the net!
alt.sex.bondage.furtoonia	A new marketplace competitor for Fruitopia.
alt.sex.bondage.particle.physics	Whatever spins your electrons.
alt.sex.bondage.sco.unix	For frustrated SCO users.
alt.sex.boredom		Excuse me while I turn the page.
alt.sex.boys		Discussing attraction to boy children.
alt.sex.breast		Discussions about female breasts -- big and small.
alt.sex.breathless	See alt.sex.asphyx.
alt.sex.brothels	All about cathouses.
alt.sex.cancel		All posts to this group will be cancelled.
alt.sex.carasso		Where Carasso's SO is himself.
alt.sex.cd-rom		I dunno, that's a pretty small hole in the middle.
alt.sex.children	Discussing attraction to children.
alt.sex.cthulhu		It's amazing what tentacles can do.
alt.sex.cu-seeme	Phone sex with a real time Internet visual aid.
alt.sex.disney		Mickey, Minney --- you know.
alt.sex.doom.with-sound	Ask grisha@athena.mit.edu what this is about.
alt.sex.drew-hamilton	Canadian college boys amuse themselves.
alt.sex.dylan		No description.
alt.sex.enemas		Cleansing the bowels as an erotic act.
alt.sex.erotica		Literary or artistic works with a sexual theme.
alt.sex.erotica.market.place	Use alt.sex.erotica.marketplace.
alt.sex.erotica.marketplace	The business of sex.
alt.sex.escorts.ads	Looking for personal escorts.
alt.sex.escorts.ads.d	Discussion of personal escort advertisements.
alt.sex.exhibitionism	So you want to be a star.
alt.sex.extropians	No descriptipn.
alt.sex.fat		Rollin' with the rolly polly.
alt.sex.femdom		Discussions about female dominant relationships.
alt.sex.fencing		Sword play or containment systems, take your pick.
alt.sex.fetish.amputee	Sexual attraction to missing body parts.
alt.sex.fetish.barbie	Lusting after unnatural body forms.
alt.sex.fetish.boyfeet	Worshipping the feet of male children.
alt.sex.fetish.cost.benefit.analysis	Sex for the bean counters.
alt.sex.fetish.cost.benifit.analysis	Sex for bean counters who can't spell.
alt.sex.fetish.diapers	They're dry and secure all day, too.
alt.sex.fetish.dirty.used.q-tips	It's an ear thing.
alt.sex.fetish.drew-barrymore	Keen on ET's star child, all grown up.
alt.sex.fetish.drmellow	No description.
alt.sex.fetish.fa	Rollin' with the rolly polly.
alt.sex.fetish.fashion	Rubber, leather, chains, and other fetish clothing.
alt.sex.fetish.feet	Kiss them. Now.
alt.sex.fetish.feet.toes.opps	We like opps' toes.
alt.sex.fetish.giants	Arousal caused by very big people.
alt.sex.fetish.hair	Hair, hair, everywhere. Palms even.
alt.sex.fetish.hermunen	We just _love_ Hannakaisa, She's Soooo sexy.
alt.sex.fetish.jello	Sticky and almost fluid ... hmm.
alt.sex.fetish.kitty.litter	At least you don't have that smell afterward.
alt.sex.fetish.motorcycles	Motorcycles as sex objects.
alt.sex.fetish.orientals	The mysteries of Asia are a potent lure.
alt.sex.fetish.panties	People stimulated by panties.
alt.sex.fetish.peterds.momma	Peter D's momma sure is something.
alt.sex.fetish.power-rangers.kimberly.tight-spandex	Need we say more?
alt.sex.fetish.robots	This is for you robot types.
alt.sex.fetish.sailor-moon	Sexy Serena and friends.
alt.sex.fetish.scat	People excited by excrement.
alt.sex.fetish.size	For discussion & posting of fantasies related to size.
alt.sex.fetish.sleepy	Like necrophilia without being quite so macabre.
alt.sex.fetish.smoking	Discussion of smoking as a sexual fetish.
alt.sex.fetish.sportswear	For those with a fetish about sports clothes.
alt.sex.fetish.startrek	Illogical yet fascinating Star Trek lust.
alt.sex.fetish.the-bob	The BOB(c) fetishes; The BOB(c) in drag.
alt.sex.fetish.tickling	Laughter is the best foreplay.
alt.sex.fetish.tinygirls	The potent powers of the petite.
alt.sex.fetish.tongue	Ooooooo suck my tongue.
alt.sex.fetish.trent-reznor	Trent "NIN" Reznor's screaming slaves.
alt.sex.fetish.waifs	Arousal by young, underweight people.
alt.sex.fetish.watersports	They don't mean hottub polo.
alt.sex.fetish.wet-and-messy	Sploshing, food, mud and other messy fetishes.
alt.sex.fetish.white-mommas	People who dig covering a women with White-Out.
alt.sex.fetish.wrestling	Rough-housing for sexual kicks.
alt.sex.fetish.x-men	Erotic pictures of the X-men.
alt.sex.fetishes.sleepy	Use alt.sex.fetish.sleepy instead.
alt.sex.first-time	What was your first time like?
alt.sex.fish		Always wet.
alt.sex.furry		Peaches, crew cuts, tennis balls, whatever.
alt.sex.gangbang	Tonight's movie: 20000 convicts in the hood & a woman.
alt.sex.girl.watchers	Use alt.sex.voyeurism instead.
alt.sex.girls		Discussing sexual attraction to girl children.
alt.sex.glory-holes.sites	'Various Public "Glory-Holes"' it said.  Ewww.
alt.sex.graphics	Use alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.* instead.
alt.sex.guns		Fuel for the pornography-incites-violence debate.
alt.sex.hello-kitty	Why are there so few, hot, exhibitionist, S&M pussies?
alt.sex.historical	Tracking the changing sexual mores of human society.
alt.sex.homosexual	Homosexual relations.
alt.sex.incest		Discussing the issues of intra-family sexual relations.
alt.sex.intergen	Robbing the cradle and the grave.
alt.sex.jesus		Calling His name.
alt.sex.joey.loves.sheep	I love chocolate ice cream.  What's it to you?
alt.sex.jp		Discussion on sex with people with the initials J.P.
alt.sex.kinky.chicago	That's "Sexual Perversity in Chicago" to you, bub.
alt.sex.leri		No description.
alt.sex.magazines	Discussions of magazines with sticky pages.
alt.sex.marsha-clark	Passion for the prosecutor.
alt.sex.masterbation	Self-satisfaction for people who can't spell.
alt.sex.masturbation	Where one's SO is oneself.
alt.sex.masturbation.pictures.female.teen	Probably illegal traffic.
alt.sex.midgets		Sex with unusually short people.
alt.sex.motss		Jesse Helms would not subscribe to this group.
alt.sex.movies		Discussing the ins and outs of certain movies.
alt.sex.mud.darkover.asmodean	Asmodean, God of Fuck.
alt.sex.mud.sojourn-diku	No description.
alt.sex.mythical	Penthouse Letters.
alt.sex.nasal-hair	Get the trimmers, that stuff is gross.
alt.sex.necrophilia	Dead people as stimulus.
alt.sex.nfs		The pleasures and complications of remote mounting.
alt.sex.nudels.me.too	No description.
alt.sex.oral		Not involving sound.  Void where prohibited by law.
alt.sex.orgy		Discussion of orgies and group sex.
alt.sex.parper		For all your parpering needs, kind sir.
alt.sex.pedophilia	Discussing the issues around attraction to children.
alt.sex.pedophilia.boys	The issues around attraction to boy children.
alt.sex.pedophilia.girls	The issues around attraction to girl children.
alt.sex.pedophilia.pictures	Almost certainly illegal traffic.
alt.sex.pedophilia.swaps	Almost certainly illegal traffic.
alt.sex.phone		Sex on the line.
alt.sex.pictures	Gigabytes of copyright violations.
alt.sex.pictures.d	Discussion of gigabytes of copyright violations.
alt.sex.pictures.female	Copyright violations featuring mostly females.
alt.sex.pictures.male	Copyright violations featuring mostly males.
alt.sex.plushies	Plush Sex: Strategically Placed Holes.
alt.sex.pre-teens	Discussing the sexuality of pre-teen people.
alt.sex.prevost		Stop the insanity.
alt.sex.prom		The precursor to many a deflowering.
alt.sex.prostitution	The oldest profession.
alt.sex.reptiles	Possibly sex between reptiles, but probably with them.
alt.sex.safe		For the discussion and encouragement of safe sex.
alt.sex.senator-exon	Exon does the nasty. We have proof!
alt.sex.services	The oldest profession.
alt.sex.sgml		Markup languages as a sexual tool.
alt.sex.sheep.baaa.baaa.baaa.moo	What's this? Bleats me!
alt.sex.skydiving.bondage	Agh, I can't reach the rip cord!
alt.sex.sm.fig		Sadism and masochism with mulberries.
alt.sex.snakes		Home of the Snake Cult.
alt.sex.snuff.cannibalism	The Snuff Film urban legend grows weirder.
alt.sex.sounds		Noises from the heat of passion.
alt.sex.spam		Roll your own joke for this one.
alt.sex.spanking	Bondage for beginners.
alt.sex.stories		For those who need it *NOW*.
alt.sex.stories.bondage	Erotic stories involving bondage/dominations.
alt.sex.stories.d	For those who talk about needing it *NOW*.
alt.sex.stories.gay	Erotic tales involving homosexuals.
alt.sex.stories.hetero	Stories featuring heterosexual sex.
alt.sex.stories.incest	Stories about intrafamily sex.
alt.sex.stories.moderated	Stories with sexual content. (Moderated)
alt.sex.stories.tg	No description.
alt.sex.strip-clubs	Discussion of strip clubs, exotic dancers, etc.
alt.sex.super-size	Sex talk for very large people and their admirers.
alt.sex.swingers	The promiscuous crowd.
alt.sex.tasteless	Insipid sex.
alt.sex.teddy-ruxpin	No description.
alt.sex.teens		The sexuality of teenagers.
alt.sex.telephone	Discussion of phone sex services.
alt.sex.toons		Cartoon sex.
alt.sex.toupee		The subtopics of alt.sex are becoming more and more odd.
alt.sex.trans		Sex lives of transsexuals.
alt.sex.ugly		Not all girls are beautiful, but we love the ugly too.
alt.sex.uncut		Sex with uncircumcised men.
alt.sex.unnatural-acts.jesse-helms	The senator should lighten up.
alt.sex.video-swap	No description.
alt.sex.voxmeet		Group sex via the telephone.
alt.sex.voyeurism	A lot of lurkers in this group.
alt.sex.wanted		Requests for erotica, either literary or in the flesh.
alt.sex.wanted.escorts.ads	Looking for escorts.
alt.sex.wanted.escorts.ads.d	No description.
alt.sex.wanted.models	Bet there are a lot of models beating a path to here.
alt.sex.wanted.thedavid	To streamline things a bit.
alt.sex.watersports	Not quite co-ed naked water polo.
alt.sex.weight-gain	Exploring the eroticism of feeding and being fed.
alt.sex.wizards		Questions for only true sex wizards.
alt.sex.young		The sexuality of young people.
alt.sex.zoophile	A euphemism for alt.sex.bestiality.
alt.sex.zoophilia	A euphemism for alt.sex.bestiality.
alt.sexual.abuse.recovery	Helping others deal with traumatic experiences.
alt.sexy.bald.captains	More Stardrek.
alt.sf4m		A group for forumites everywhere.  We know who you are.
alt.shared-reality.sf-and-fantasy	"Worlds Beyond" shared universe.
alt.shared-reality.startrek.klingon	Klingons: Blood, Honor and Tribbles.
alt.shenanigans		Practical jokes, pranks, randomness, etc.
alt.shoe.lesbians	A discussion for shoe lesbians and their friends.
alt.showbiz.gossip	A misguided attempt to centralise gossip.
alt.shut.the.hell.up.geek	Group for Usenet motto.
alt.silly-group.im-matt	I.M. Pei's little known bland brother.
alt.silly-group.persian	Rugs, cats, lambs, etc.
alt.silly.group.names.d	Eponymy.
alt.silly.little.newsgroup	With a silly.big.name.
alt.skate		Use rec.sport.skating.* instead.
alt.skate-board		Discussion of all apsects of skate-boarding.
alt.skate.figure	Use rec.sport.skating.ice.figure instead.
alt.skincare		Dermatology.
alt.skincare.acne	Fighting zits.
alt.skinheads		The skinhead culture/anti-culture.
alt.skinheads.moderated	The skinhead culture/anti-culture. (Moderated)
alt.skunks		Le pew.
alt.sl9			Crashing into Jupiter.
alt.slack		Posting relating to the Church of the Subgenius.
alt.smokers		Puffing on tobacco.
alt.smokers.cigars	From stogies to cubans.
alt.smokers.pipes	Briars, meerschaums, and calabashes.
alt.snail-mail		Mail sent on paper.  Some people still do that.
alt.snowmobiles		For bikers who don't like two wheels in snow and ice.
alt.society.anarchy	Societies without rulers.
alt.society.civil-liberty	Same as alt.society.civil-liberties.
alt.society.conservatism	Social, cultural, and political conservatism.
alt.society.fruitopia	Discord, but not Eris.
alt.society.futures	Musing on where we're all headed.
alt.society.generation-x	Lifestyles of those born 1960-early-1970s.
alt.society.labor-unions	Theory and practise of labor unions.
alt.society.mental-health	Keeping your marbles in the modern world.
alt.society.modern-life	Multi-disciplinary discussion of today's world.
alt.society.neutopia	A place to further the cause of peace and love.
alt.society.resistance	Ohm's law applied to social science.
alt.society.revolution	Espousing Jeffersonian ideals.
alt.society.sovereign	Independence in society.
alt.society.underwear	What's the big deal, anyway?
alt.society.zeitgeist	Adult discussion of current events, love, music.
alt.soft-sys.corel.draw	The Corel Draw graphics package.
alt.solar.photovoltaic	Generating voltage from the sun's energy.
alt.solar.thermal	Discussions of practical solar thermal energy use.
alt.solaris.x86		Sun's Solaris on Intel x86 compatible computers.
alt.soulmates		Richard Bach and his herculean odds.
alt.sources		Alternative source code, unmoderated. Caveat Emptor.
alt.sources.mac		Source code for Apple Macintosh computers.
alt.sources.wanted	Requests for source code.
alt.spam		What is that stuff that doth jiggle in the breeze?
alt.speech.debate	High school and collegiate debate and forensics.
alt.spirituality.circle	Spirituality from a personal/experiential vantage.
alt.spleen		Venting as a biological function.
alt.sport.basketball.nba.orl-magic	Use alt.sports.basketball.nba.orlando-magic.
alt.sport.basketball.pro.fantasy	Rotisserie league basketball.
alt.sport.bowling	In the gutter again.
alt.sport.bungee	Like alt.suicide with rubber bands.
alt.sport.darts		Look what you've done to the wall!
alt.sport.falconry	Hunting with birds of prey.
alt.sport.foosball	Table soccer and dizzy little men.
alt.sport.horse-racing	Run for the roses: breeding, betting on & racing horses.
alt.sport.horse-racing.systems	Horse race handicapping systems & strategies.
alt.sport.jet-ski	Discussion of personal watercraft.
alt.sport.lacrosse	The game of lacrosse.
alt.sport.lasertag	Indoor splatball with infrared lasers.
alt.sport.llama-tipping	Variant on old sport for those with no access to cows.
alt.sport.officiating	Being a referee.
alt.sport.paintball	Splat, you're it.
alt.sport.photon	Light amusement.
alt.sport.pool		Knock your balls into your pockets for fun.
alt.sport.racquetball	All aspects of indoor racquetball and related sports.
alt.sport.squash	With the proper technique, vegetables can go very fast.
alt.sport.street-hockey	Discussions of street hockey.
alt.sport.weightlifting	Use misc.fitness instead.
alt.sport.wrestling.amateur	Traditional Greco-Roman rasslin'.
alt.sports.badminton	Discussion about badminton.
alt.sports.baseball.atlanta-braves	Atlanta Braves major league baseball.
alt.sports.baseball.balt-orioles	Baltimore Orioles major league baseball.
alt.sports.baseball.bos-redsox	Boston Red Sox major league baseball.
alt.sports.baseball.calif-angels	California Angles major league baseball.
alt.sports.baseball.chi-whitesox	Chicago White Sox major league baseball.
alt.sports.baseball.chicago-cubs	Chicago Cubs major league baseball.
alt.sports.baseball.cinci-reds	Cincinnati Reds major league baseball.
alt.sports.baseball.cleve-indians	Cleveland Indians major league baseball.
alt.sports.baseball.col-rockies	Colorado Rockies major league baseball.
alt.sports.baseball.detroit-tigers	Detroit Tigers major league baseball.
alt.sports.baseball.fla-marlins	Florida Marlins major league baseball.
alt.sports.baseball.houston-astros	Houston Astros major league baseball.
alt.sports.baseball.kc-royals	Kansas City Royals major league baseball.
alt.sports.baseball.la-dodgers	Los Angeles Dodgers major league baseball.
alt.sports.baseball.minor-leagues	Minor league baseball talk.
alt.sports.baseball.mke-brewers	Milwaukee Brewers major league baseball.
alt.sports.baseball.mn-twins	Minnesota Twins major league baseball.
alt.sports.baseball.montreal-expos	Montreal Expos major league baseball.
alt.sports.baseball.ny-mets	New York Mets baseball talk.
alt.sports.baseball.ny-yankees	New York Yankees baeball talk.
alt.sports.baseball.oakland-as	Oakland As major league baseball.
alt.sports.baseball.phila-phillies	Philadelphia Phillies baseball talk.
alt.sports.baseball.pitt-pirates	Pittsburg Pirates major league baseball.
alt.sports.baseball.sd-padres	San Diego Padres major league baseball talk.
alt.sports.baseball.sea-mariners	Seattle Mariners major league baseball.
alt.sports.baseball.sf-giants	San Francisco Giants baseball talk.
alt.sports.baseball.stl-cardinals	St Louis Cardinals baseball talk.
alt.sports.baseball.texas-rangers	Texas Rangers major league baseball.
alt.sports.baseball.tor-bluejays	Toronto Blue Jays baseball talk.
alt.sports.basketball.college.big-5	Big 5 conference basketball talk.
alt.sports.basketball.ivy.penn	U of Pennsylvania (NOT Penn State!) basketball.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.atlanta-hawks	Atlanta Hawks NBA basketball.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.boston-celtics	Boston Celtics NBA basketball.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.char-hornets	Charlotte Hornets NBA basketball.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.chicago-bulls	Chicago Bulls NBA basketball.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.clev-cavaliers	Cleveland Cavaliers NBA talk.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.dallas-mavs	Dallas Mavericks NBA basketball.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.denver-nuggets	Denver Nuggets NBA basketball.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.det-pistons	Detroit Pistons NBA basketball talk.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.gs-warriors	Golden State Warriors NBA basketball.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.hou-rockets	Houston Rockets NBA basketball talk.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.ind-pacers	Indiana Pacers NBA basketball talk.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.la-clippers	Los Angeles Clippers NBA talk.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.la-lakers	Los Angeles Lakers NBA basketball talk.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.miami-heat	Miami Heat NBA basketball talk.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.mil-bucks	Milwaukee Bucks NBA basketball talk.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.mn-wolves	Minnesota Timberwolves NBA basketball.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.nj-nets	New Jersey Nets NBA basketball.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.orlando-magic	Orlando Magic NBA basketball talk.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.phila-76ers	Philadelphia 76ers NBA basketball talk.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.phx-suns	Phoenix Suns NBA basketball talk.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.port-blazers	Portland Trailblazers NBA talk.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.sa-spurs	San Antonio Spurs NBA basketball talk.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.sac-kings	Sacramento Kings NBA basketball talk.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.seattle-sonics	Seattle Sonics NBA talk.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.tor-raptors	Toronto Raptors NBA talk.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.utah-jazz	Utah Jazz NBA basketball talk.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.vanc-grizzlies	Vancouver Grizzlies NBA talk.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.wash-bullets	Washington Bullets NBA basketball.
alt.sports.basketball.pro.ny-knicks	New York Knicks NBA basketball talk.
alt.sports.college.acc	The Atlantic Coast Conference.
alt.sports.college.atl10	No description.
alt.sports.college.big-east	Discussions of college sports in the Big East.
alt.sports.college.big10	The Big 10 college athletic conference.
alt.sports.college.conference-usa	Conference USA college athletics.
alt.sports.college.ivy-league	Ivy League athletics.
alt.sports.college.michigan	Sports at Michigan colleges.
alt.sports.college.notre-dame	Notre Dame sports.
alt.sports.college.ohio-state	OSU Sports plus a whole lot more.
alt.sports.college.pac-10	Discussions of college sports in the Pac 10.
alt.sports.college.sec	Sports in the SEC athletic conference.
alt.sports.college.sec.kentucky	Sports at the University of Kentucky.
alt.sports.college.syracuse	Sports at Syracuse University.
alt.sports.college.utexas	Univerisity of Texas at Austin athletics.
alt.sports.darts	Dart throwing games.
alt.sports.football.arena	Arena football (US-style, not soccer).
alt.sports.football.college.fsu-seminoles	Florida U Seminoles football.
alt.sports.football.mn-vikings	Minnesota Vikings NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.oak-raiders	Oakland Raiders NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.ariz-cardinals	Arizona Cardinals NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.atl-falcons	Atlanta Falcons NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.baltimore	Baltimore's franchise NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.buffalo-bills	Buffalo Bills NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.car-panthers	Carolina Panthers NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.chicago-bears	Chicago Bears NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.cinci-bengals	Cincinnati Bengals NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.cleve-browns	Cleveland Browns NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.dallas-cowboys	Dallas Cowboys NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.denver-broncos	Denver Broncos NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.detroit-lions	Detroit Lions NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.gb-packers	Green Bay Packers NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.houston-oilers	Houston Oilers NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.indy-colts	Indianapolis Colts NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.jville-jaguars	Jacksonville Jaguars NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.kc-chiefs	Kansas City Chiefs NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.la-raiders	Los Angeles Raiders NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.la-rams	Los Angeles Rams NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.miami-dolphins	Miami Dolphins NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.ne-patriots	New England Patriots NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.no-saints	New Orleans Saints NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.ny-giants	New York Giants NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.ny-jets	New York Jets NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.oak-raiders	Oakland Raiders.
alt.sports.football.pro.phila-eagles	Philadelphia Eagles NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.phoe-cardinals	Phoenix Cardinals NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.pitt-steelers	Pittsburgh Steelers NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.sd-chargers	San Diego Chargers NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.sea-seahawks	Seattle Seahawks NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.sf-49ers	San Francisco 49ers NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.stl-rams	St. Louis Rams NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.tampabay-bucs	Tampa Bay Bucaneers NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.wash-redskins	Washington Redskins NFL football talk.
alt.sports.gymnastics	Gymnastic competitions.
alt.sports.hockey.ahl	No description.
alt.sports.hockey.echl	EC Hockey League.
alt.sports.hockey.fantasy	Rotisserie league ice hockey.
alt.sports.hockey.ihl	I Hockey League.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.boston-bruins	Boston Bruins NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.buffalo-sabres	Buffalo Sabres NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.chat	Use rec.sport.hockey instead.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.chi-blackhawks	Chicago Blackhawks NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.clgry-flames	Calgary Flames NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.col-avalanche	Colorado Avalanche NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.dallas-stars	Dallas Stars NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.det-redwings	Detroit Redwings NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.edm-oilers	Edmonton Oilers NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.fla-panthers	Florida Panthers NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.hford-whalers	Hartford Whalers NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.la-kings	Los Angeles Kings NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.mtl-canadiens	Montreal Canadiens NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.nj-devils	New Jersey Devils NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.ny-islanders	New York Islanders NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.ny-rangers	New York Rangers NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.ott-senators	Ottawa Senators NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.phila-flyers	Philadelphia Flyers NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.phx-coyotes	Phoenix Coyotes NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.pit-penguins	Pittsburgh Penguins NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.pitt-penguins	Use alt.sports.hockey.nhl.pit-penguins.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.que-nordiques	Quebec Nordiques NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.sj-sharks	San Jose Sharks NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.stl-blues	Saint Louis Blues NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.tor-mapleleafs	Toronto Maple Leafs NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.vanc-canucks	Vancouver Canucks NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.wash-capitals	Washington Captials NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.winnipeg-jets	Winnipeg Jets NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.rhi	Some hockey league, maybe.
alt.sports.soccer.european	Football, European style.
alt.sports.soccer.european.uk	Footballs, British style.
alt.stagecraft		Technical theatre issues.
alt.starfleet.rpg	Starfleet role playing stories.
alt.starfleet.rpg.german	Playing "Starfleet" using German language.
alt.startrek.bajoran	The Star Trek alien race known as the Bajorans.
alt.startrek.borg	Galactic spam.
alt.startrek.cardassian	Cardassians in the Star Trek universe.
alt.startrek.creative	Stories and parodies related to Star Trek.
alt.startrek.creative.erotica	Lustful stories set in the Star Trek universe.
alt.startrek.klingon	AcK!  What is that thing on your head?!
alt.startrek.romulan	Romulans in the Star Trek universe.
alt.startrek.tos.trekmuse	The MUSE based on StarTrek, the Original Series.
alt.startrek.trill	Discussions about Trills and symbiosis.
alt.startrek.uss-amagosa	The Internet Star Trek Society.
alt.startrek.vulcan	Vulcans in the Star Trek universe.
alt.steinberg.cubase	Discussion of Cubase and Steinberg Products.
alt.stories.erotic	Use rec.arts.erotica instead.
alt.stories.incest	Storied about intrafamiliy sexual relationships.
alt.stupidity		Discussion about stupid newsgroups.
alt.stupidity.spatch	...and bacon.
alt.sufi		Awakening to marriage of the sacred to everyday life.
alt.suicide.holiday	Talk of why suicides increase at holidays.
alt.super.nes		Use rec.games.video.nintendo instead.
alt.supermodels		Discussing famous & beautiful models.
alt.supermodels.cindy-crawford	House of Style's overexposed host.
alt.support		Dealing with emotional situations & experiences.
alt.support.abortion	Pro-choice advocates.
alt.support.abuse-partners	People with people who were abused.
alt.support.aids.partners	Discussion of AIDS among serodiscordant couples.
alt.support.anxiety-panic	Support for people who have panic attacks.
alt.support.arthritis	Helping people with stiff joints.
alt.support.asthma	Dealing with labored breathing.
alt.support.ataxia	Helping people who can't control muscle movements.
alt.support.attn-deficit	Attention Deficit Disorder.
alt.support.attn-deficit.mates	People in relationships with ADD/ADHD afflicted.
alt.support.big-folks	Sizeism can be as awful as sexism or racism.
alt.support.boy-lovers	Peer support for boy lovers.
alt.support.breast-implant	Discussion of breast implants.
alt.support.breastfeeding	Discussion & support for breastfeeding.
alt.support.cancer	Emotional aid for people with cancer.
alt.support.cancer.prostate	Helping men with prostate cancer.
alt.support.cerebral-palsy	Cerebral Palsy support.
alt.support.childfree	Childless by choice support group.
alt.support.chronic-pain	Support group for those with chronic pain.
alt.support.crohns-colitis	Support for sufferers of ulcerative colitis.
alt.support.depression	Depression and mood disorders.
alt.support.depression.manic	Extremely serious depression problems.
alt.support.depression.seasonal	Depression that comes and goes.
alt.support.diabetes.kids	Support for kids w/diabetes and their families.
alt.support.diet	Seeking enlightenment through weight loss.
alt.support.diet.rx	Discussion of the use of anorectic drugs in obesity.
alt.support.disabled.artists	To promote creativity among disabled artists.
alt.support.disabled.sexuality	Sexual issues relating to disabled people.
alt.support.dissociation	For persons with dissociative disorders.
alt.support.divorce	Discussion of marital breakups.
alt.support.dwarfism	Support for unusually short people. (Moderated)
alt.support.dystonia	The cyberspace support group for dystonia.
alt.support.eating-disord	People over the edge about weight loss.
alt.support.endometriosis	Endometriosis support group.
alt.support.epilepsy	Epilepsy support.
alt.support.ex-cult	Recovering from religious cult experiences.
alt.support.food-allergies	Discussion group for people with food allergies.
alt.support.foster-parents	People who are foster parents.
alt.support.glaucoma	Support for and by people with glaucoma.
alt.support.grief	Support group for the grieving.
alt.support.grief.pet-loss	For those grieving the loss of their pet.
alt.support.headaches.migraine	Discussion of migraine and headache ailments.
alt.support.hearing-loss	Support group for hearing impaired.
alt.support.herpes	Discussing herpes.
alt.support.ibs		Support for sufferers of irritable bowel syndrome.
alt.support.inter-cystitis	The urinary tract disease interstitial cystitis.
alt.support.jaw-disorders	Discussion of jaw-disorders.
alt.support.jock-strap	Helping genitals cope.
alt.support.kidney-failure	Helping people deal with kidney problems.
alt.support.learning-disab	For individuals with learning disabilities.
alt.support.loneliness	It's not easy being green.
alt.support.marfan	Marfan syndrome support group.
alt.support.marriage	Discussion of the problems and joys of marriage.
alt.support.menopause	Helping women through menopause.
alt.support.mult-sclerosis	Living with multiple sclerosis.
alt.support.myasthe-gravis	Support for those affected by myasthemia gravis.
alt.support.non-smokers	Discussing issues relating to second-hand smoke.
alt.support.non-smokers.moderated	The dangers of secondhand smoke. (Moderated)
alt.support.obesity	Support/resources to treat obesity. (Moderated)
alt.support.ocd		For overcoming Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder.
alt.support.ostomy	Support and resources for people with ostomies.
alt.support.pco		The endocrine disorder PCO, Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome.
alt.support.personality	Group for those with personality disorders.
alt.support.post-polio	Post Polio Syndrome discussion area.
alt.support.prostate.prostatitis	For individuals with prostatitis.
alt.support.schizophrenia	Mutual support for schizophrenics.
alt.support.short	Short people commiserate.
alt.support.shyness	Um, er, <blush>, well, maybe I will post, after all.
alt.support.single-parents	Single parenting solutions and support.
alt.support.sinusitis	Inflammation of the sinuses.
alt.support.skin-diseases	Psoriasis and other common skin afflictions.
alt.support.skin-diseases.psoriasis	Discussing the skin-disease psoriasis.
alt.support.sleep-disorder	For all types of sleep disorders.
alt.support.social-phobia	Helping Xenophobes.
alt.support.spina-bifida	Support for people dealing with Spina Bifida.
alt.support.step-parents	Dealing with step parents.
alt.support.stop-smoking	Getting over the nicotine addiction.
alt.support.stuttering	Support for people who stutter.
alt.support.survivors.prozac	Survivors of Prozac & all other SSRIs.
alt.support.tall	Issues of interest to tall people.
alt.support.telecommute	How to earn your keep with a fifteen foot commute.
alt.support.thyroid	People with thyroid gland problems.
alt.support.tinnitus	Coping with ringing ears and other head noises.
alt.support.tourette	Support for folks with Tourette's Syndrome.
alt.support.trauma-ptsd	Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder.
alt.support.turner-syndrom	Turner Syndrome support group.
alt.surfing		Riding the ocean waves.
alt.surfing.bodyboard	A mini-surfboard for playing in the ocean.
alt.surrealism		Surrealist ideologies and their influences.
alt.sustainable.agriculture	Such as the Mekong delta before Agent Orange.
alt.swedish.chef.bork.bork.bork	The beginning of the end.
alt.sys.amiga.blitz	The Blitz Basic programming language.
alt.sys.amiga.demos	Code and talk to show off the Amiga.
alt.sys.amiga.thor	Group for the multipurpose offline reader THOR.
alt.sys.intergraph	Support for Intergraph machines.
alt.sys.mac.newuser-help	A forum for Macintosh users new to the internet.
alt.sys.pc-clone.acer	Acer computer systems.
alt.sys.pc-clone.dell	Dell computer systems.
alt.sys.pc-clone.gateway2000	A PC clone vendor.
alt.sys.pc-clone.micron	A PC clone vendor.
alt.sys.pc-clone.zeos	Zeos (Micron subsidiary) computer systems.
alt.sys.pdp10		The trusty old PDP 10.
alt.sys.pdp11		The trusty old PDP 11.
alt.sys.pdp8		The trusty old PDP  8.
alt.sys.perq		PERQ graphics workstations.
alt.sys.sun		Technical discussion of Sun Microsystems products.
alt.sysadmin.recovery	Getting over the trauma of system administration. (Moderated)
alt.taiwan.republic	Use soc.culture.taiwan instead.
alt.talk.esperanto	Diskutoj per la internacia lingvo.
alt.talk.korean		A lighthearted place for discussions concerning Koreans.
alt.talk.royalty	Discussion of royalty and nobility.
alt.talk.weather	General talk about the weather.
alt.tanya.shalayeva	Ask ay@sita.kiev.ua.
alt.tarot		Your destiny is in the cards.
alt.tasteless		Truly disgusting.
alt.tasteless.jokes	Sometimes insulting rather than disgusting or humorous.
alt.tasteless.penis	Try putting some chocolate on it.
alt.tasteless.pictures	Use alt.binaries.pictures.tasteless instead.
alt.tech-support.recovery	Horror stories of technical support.
alt.technology.misc	Use sci.engr instead.
alt.teens		Teenagers.
alt.teens.penpals	For teens to advertise for/find penpals.  NO SEX ADS!
alt.teens.poetry.and.stuff	Use rec.arts.poems instead.
alt.teens.sexuality	Discussion for teens about sex & sex issues.
alt.telescopes.meade.lx200	Discussion of Meade's LX200 telescope.
alt.tennis		Use rec.sport.tennis instead.
alt.test		Alternative subnetwork testing.
alt.test.a		No description.
alt.test.big.al		He's so big he needs his own test group.
alt.test.d		Discussion about posts in alt.test.
alt.test.group		No description.
alt.test.ignore.yes.its.that.easy	Naming, however, is more challenging.
alt.test.my.new.group	Thank you for sharing.
alt.test.one		Hardly just one.
alt.test.only		Stop interrupting testing with discussion.
alt.test.test		Think, people!  How many test groups do we really need?
alt.test.two		This is getting ridiculous.
alt.test.yer.posts	Directions for people who find "alt.test" too confusing.
alt.testing.testing	Radio check.
alt.theosophy		Teaching about God & the world based on mystic insight.
alt.thinking.hurts	So don't do that.
alt.this.is.yet.another.test	You made your bed, lie in it.
alt.thought.southern	No description.
alt.thrash		Thrashlife.
alt.tinygirls		Like alt.sex.fetish.waifs.
alt.toon-pics		Use alt.binaries.pictures.cartoons instead.
alt.torture		Remarkably insightful group name.
alt.toys.gi-joe		Yo Joe! The G.I.Joe/Action Force action figures.
alt.toys.hi-tech	Optimus Prime is my hero.
alt.toys.lego		Use rec.toys.lego instead.
alt.toys.transformers	From robots to vehicles and back again.
alt.transgendered	Boys will be girls, and vice-versa.
alt.travel.canada	All about travelling to Canada.
alt.travel.road-trip	Ever go to Montreal for pizza --- from Albany?
alt.treasure.hunting	Finding lost riches.
alt.troll		The gentle art of trolling, on Usenet and beyond.
alt.true-crime		Criminal acts around the world.
alt.tv.3rd-rock		Discussion of the NBC Sitcom 3rd Rock From the Sun.
alt.tv.ab-fab		Discussion of the BBC TV comedy Absolutely Fabulous.
alt.tv.amer-gothic	American Gothic.
alt.tv.animaniacs	Steven Spielberg's Animaniacs!
alt.tv.animaniacs.pinky-brain	Discussing Pinky & the Brain cartoons (Narf).
alt.tv.babylon-5	Use rec.arts.sf.tv.babylon5 instead.
alt.tv.barney		He's everywhere.  Now appearing in several alt groups.
alt.tv.baywatch		The world's #1 show, aka "Babewatch".
alt.tv.beakmans-world	Some sort of science and comedy show.
alt.tv.beauty+beast	The Beauty and the Beast telly programme.
alt.tv.bh90210		Fans of "Beverly Hills 90210" TV show.
alt.tv.boston-common	NBC's "Boston Common" show.
alt.tv.brady-bunch	Here's the story of a lovely lady.
alt.tv.brisco-county	A western comedy adventure.
alt.tv.chicago-hope	Discussion of the TV Show Chicago Hope.
alt.tv.christy		Discussion of the TV show Christy and related issues.
alt.tv.comedy-central	Just what the hell is going on here?
alt.tv.commercials	Keep them on the boob tube and off the net.
alt.tv.dark_shadows	For the fans that refuse to die.
alt.tv.dinosaurs	A live action animated sitcom.
alt.tv.dinosaurs.barney.die.die.die	Squish the saccharine newt.
alt.tv.discovery.canada	The Discovery Channel Canada discussion group.
alt.tv.duckman		The Duckman animated sitcom.
alt.tv.due-south	For the discussion of CTV's Due South.
alt.tv.due-south.creative	Fan fiction based on CTV's Due South.
alt.tv.earth2		Discussion of _Earth 2_ television series.
alt.tv.eek-the-cat	Fans of the television show Eek the Cat.
alt.tv.er		Discussion of the television show E.R.
alt.tv.forever-knight	The Forever Knight television programme.
alt.tv.frasier		Kelsey Grammer as Frasier.
alt.tv.friends		Discussion of NBC's comedy Friends.
alt.tv.game-shows	Just look at these wonderful prizes.
alt.tv.hermans-head	Fans of those inside (and outside) of Herman's Head.
alt.tv.highlander	There was only one, then a bad sequel, now a tv show.
alt.tv.home-imprvment	Discussions on the hit ABC sitcom Home Improvement.
alt.tv.homicide		A shotgun does an impressive job of destroying a TV.
alt.tv.ilovelucy	Oh Looocceeee, I'm ho-ome!
alt.tv.infomercials	30 minutes to sell you a vacuum hair cutting system.
alt.tv.kids-in-hall	The Kids in the Hall comedy skits.
alt.tv.kindred		Spirits.
alt.tv.knight-rider	Discussions about Knight Rider.
alt.tv.kungfu		"Kung-fu" and "Kung-fu, The Legend Continues".
alt.tv.law-and-order	The Law & Order television programme.
alt.tv.liquid-tv	Animated variety.
alt.tv.lois-n-clark	The new adventures of the man from Krypton, Superman.
alt.tv.lois-n-clark.fanfic	Fan fiction about Lois and Clark.
alt.tv.lost-in-space.danger.will-robinson.danger.danger.danger	Lost in Space.
alt.tv.mad-about-you	Some people really love their televisions.
alt.tv.magnum-pi	Tom Selleck stars as a hunky private investigator.
alt.tv.mash		Nothing like a good comedy about war and dying.
alt.tv.max-headroom	Blipverts will kill ya.
alt.tv.melrose-place	Cat fights and sleaziness, Wednesdays on FOX.
alt.tv.mission-imposs	Discussing all incarnations of Mission: Impossible.
alt.tv.mst3k		Hey, you robots! Down in front!
alt.tv.mtv		I want my MTV.
alt.tv.muppets		Miss Piggy on the tube.
alt.tv.murder-one	Discussion of the TV Series "Murder One".
alt.tv.mwc		"Married... With Children".
alt.tv.my-s-c-life	My So-Called Life and Operation Life Support.
alt.tv.networks.cbc	Shows on the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation (CBC).
alt.tv.newsradio	Discussion of the NBC sitcom Newsradio.
alt.tv.nick-at-nite	Nickelodeon tries to appeal to the Boomers.
alt.tv.nickelodeon	The first network for kids.
alt.tv.northern-exp	For the TV show with moss growing on it.
alt.tv.nowhere-man	The TV show "Nowhere Man" on US UPN stations.
alt.tv.nypd-blue	For fans of the NYPD Blue TV show.
alt.tv.party-of-five	Fans of Fox's Party of Five.
alt.tv.picket-fences	The Picket Fences show.
alt.tv.prisoner		The Prisoner television series from years ago.
alt.tv.public-access	Public access and community television.
alt.tv.quantum-leap.creative	Fanfiction relating to the show Quantum Leap.
alt.tv.real-world	Discussion of the MTV programme "The Real World".
alt.tv.reboot		Convincing 3-D animation.
alt.tv.red-dwarf	The British sci-fi/comedy show.
alt.tv.ren-n-stimpy	Some change from Lassie, eh?
alt.tv.road-rules	Road Rules, MTV series.
alt.tv.robotech		The Robotech animated SF TV series.
alt.tv.rockford-files	But he won't do windows.
alt.tv.roseanne		In all her glory.
alt.tv.saved-bell	Saved by the Bell, a sitcom for teens.
alt.tv.scott-bakula	For fans of TV/movie actor Scott Bakula.
alt.tv.sctv		SCTV (Second City TV) & alumni discussions.
alt.tv.seaquest		Deep sea adventures in the future.
alt.tv.seinfeld		A funny guy.
alt.tv.sentai		Live action Asian SF/Fantasy discussion, etc.
alt.tv.sesame-street	Sunny day.
alt.tv.silk-stalkings	USA's Silk Stalkings murder/mystery show.
alt.tv.simpsons		Don't have a cow, man!
alt.tv.simpsons.itchy-scratchy	The cartoon-within-a-cartoon.
alt.tv.sitcom		General discussion on TV situation comedies.
alt.tv.sliders		FOX's Sliders.
alt.tv.sliders.creative	Writing stories in the Slider's show environment.
alt.tv.snl		Saturday Night Live, older but not better.
alt.tv.space-a-n-b	Space: Above and Beyond.
alt.tv.sports		Sports on television.
alt.tv.star-trek.ds9	Deep Space 9.
alt.tv.star-trek.tos	The original Star Trek series.
alt.tv.star-trek.voyager	Another Star Trek universe show:  Voyager.
alt.tv.swatkats		No description.
alt.tv.talkshows.daytime	Babble.
alt.tv.talkshows.late	Late night wars on the major networks.
alt.tv.the-critic	FOX's animated series with Jon Lovmyself.
alt.tv.the-jihad	No description.
alt.tv.the-tick		SPOOON!!!
alt.tv.tiny-toon	Discussion about the "Tiny Toon Adventures" show.
alt.tv.tiny-toon.sex	Careful with that cel!
alt.tv.tv-nation	Some show called "TV Nation".
alt.tv.twin-peaks	Discussion about the popular (and unusual) TV show.
alt.tv.v		Discussion of the sci-fi phenomenon V.
alt.tv.vr5		V.R. 5.
alt.tv.wings		For Sandpiper Air Frequent Flyers.
alt.tv.wiseguy		A wise guy.
alt.tv.x-files		Extra-terrestrial coverup conspiracies.
alt.tv.x-files.creative	Creative writings for the The X-Files.
alt.tv.xena		No description.
alt.tv.xuxa		That Connie Dobbs clone, her tv show, and her double Xs.
alt.ufc			No description.
alt.ufo.reports		Use alt.paranet.ufo instead.
alt.union.iatse		A entertainment/information industries union.
alt.union.natl-writers	Publishing industry & labor movement.
alt.unix.wizards	Like comp.unix.wizards, only unmoderated.
alt.usa-sucks		Not like an Electolux.
alt.usage.english	English grammar, word usages, and related topics.
alt.usage.german	Questions and answers about the German language.
alt.usenet.kooks	I have a theory about why we have such crazy theories.
alt.usenet.manifestoes	Mission statements, purposes on the net. (Moderated)
alt.usenet.offline-reader	Getting your fix offline.
alt.usenet.offline-reader.forte-agent	Forte, Inc.'s Agent offline readers.
alt.usenet.reposts	Use alt.best.of.internet instead.
alt.utensils.spork	No, it's a foon!  Or a floorwax and dessert topping.
alt.uu.announce		Announcements of Usenet University.
alt.uu.comp.os.linux.questions	Usenet University helps with LINUX.
alt.uu.lang.esperanto.misc	Learning Esperanto at the Usenet University.
alt.uu.lang.russian.misc	Learning Russian at the Usenet University.
alt.uu.math.misc	Learning math at the Usenet University.
alt.uunet.anti-trust	Legal theories of Stephen Boursy.
alt.vacation.las-vegas	Everything you always wanted to know about Vegas.
alt.vampyres		Discussion of vampires and related writings, films, etc.
alt.video.dvd		Discussion of Digital Video Disk hardware and software.
alt.video.games.reviews	Reviews of video games.
alt.video.laserdisc	LD players and selections available for them.
alt.video.tape-trading	Trading of legally copied videos.
alt.videos.bootlegs	Illegally made tapes of commercial events.
alt.visa.us		Discussion/information on visas pertaining to US.
alt.war			Not just collateral damage.
alt.war.civil.usa	Discussion of the U.S. Civil War (1861-1865).
alt.war.vietnam		Discussion of all aspects of the Vietnam War.
alt.warez.ibm-pc	D00DZ in favour of pirating PC software.
alt.warez.ibm-pc.apps	D00DZ in favour of pirating PC applications.
alt.warez.ibm-pc.games	D00DZ in favour of pirating PC games.
alt.warez.ibm-pc.old	D00DZ in favour of pirating old PC software.
alt.waves		Tsunami.  Gesundheit.
alt.webedit		Use alt.html.editors.webedit instead. (Moderated)
alt.wedding		Use soc.couples.wedding instead.
alt.wesley.crusher.die.die.die	Ensigns just get no respect.
alt.who.is.bob		Bob's not here.
alt.wholesale		Nobody else pays retail, why should you?
alt.windows.cde		The Common Desktop Environment.
alt.windows95		Use comp.os.ms-windows.* instead.
alt.winsock		Windows Sockets.
alt.winsock.programming	Programming Windows Sockets.
alt.winsock.trumpet	The Trumpet newsreader.
alt.wired		Wired Magazine.
alt.wolves		Discussing pure wolves.
alt.wolves.hybrid	Wolf-dogs and other crosses.
alt.women.attitudes	The different attitudes that women have.
alt.women.shesaid	Women-only discussion group. Not moderated.
alt.women.supremacy	Women's social status and general gender wars.
alt.www.hotjava		Discussions of Sun Microsystems's Java language.
alt.yoga		All forms and aspects of yoga.
alt.zen			It is.
alt.zima		A clear malt beverage, better with lime.
alt.zines		Small magazines, mostly noncommercial.